kissmas

His wife returns Monday, after a two-week absence, so it should be quite a kissmas.
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EGG

I am going to the beach, where I am sure to find a nice EGG or two in a swimsuit.
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purrmit

We purrmit scratching of old furniture, but not new furniture.
by smjgJsbjgsm May 28, 2018
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trumpionship

Becoming a "self-made billionaire" when your father transfers $400 million to you is a trumpionship.
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presido

Something that a president should do.
Honoring past treaties like NAFTA is a presido.
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TRUMP

Acronym: Terrifying Rouge Usurping Massive Power. A demagogue.
By praising Kim Jong-Un and alienating our NATO allies, the President has proven to be a TRUMP.
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purrpose

The intent or thinking of a cat.
Chasing anything that looks like a mouse is a large part of the cat's purrpose.
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