Friend

A tool that you can use

When you got bullied, get a friend as a shield

by smertieboi February 22, 2019

China

The best country in the whole universe

China

by smertieboi February 21, 2019

Awkward

When a boy kisses a boy but dosen't want to

This is so awkward

by smertieboi February 22, 2019

Anime

Animated manga, often made by the Japanese, which are all hentai, but there are so awesome anime

Friend: Wanna watch some anime?
Me: How about some fucked up japanese hentai?
Friend: Oh hell yeah!

by smertieboi February 21, 2019

Floor

Floor is the prettiest girl I have ever seen

Sweet mother of Jezus, Floor is got

by smertieboi February 21, 2019

Youtube

A website that is good to waste time on

Boss: What are you doing?
Me: Watching youtube
Boss: Oh look, it's my favourite youtuber!
Me: It's also mine!
Boss: really, you are going to get double income

Mission accopmlished, respect ++

by smertieboi February 22, 2019

Fortnite

A game that people who has no live plays

Friend: Wanna play a 24 hours challenge of Fortnite?
Me: Nah, thanks
Friend Die, potato.
Me: not today!

by smertieboi February 22, 2019