smektala ahmed's definitions

jobfished

when you're looking for a job online and it actually turns out to be a scam.

don't get jobfished.

by smektala ahmed October 18, 2016

supply and demand

lower demand=cheaper, higher demand=pricier, another bullshit excuse to get ripped off by the market. The US Economy is run by motherfucking retards.

Supply and Demand is why things nowadays cost too damn much.

by smektala ahmed June 2, 2015

Hosama Bin Laden

A new name for Bin Laden, because he supposedly had a shitload of wives. And he fucked all of his wives. Thank god the navy seals shot him in the head.

Look, Hosama bin laden is dead

by smektala ahmed December 11, 2011

Bloomdido

A very very stupid person.

A nicer way of saying asshole or douchebag.

Shut up you big bloomdido!

Quit being such a bloomdido.

What a fucking bloomdido.

by smektala ahmed August 6, 2011

Nefertitties

when a woman has good boobs.

Wow, that woman has good boobs, so I class that as Nefertitties.

by smektala ahmed June 22, 2011

Brian Culbertson

Brian Culbertson (born January 12, 1973) is a musician and instrumentalist from Decatur, Illinois, United States. Son of jazz band director and trumpeter Jim Culbertson, Brian's instruments include the keyboard and trombone.

Brian Culbertson is one of the best smooth jazz artists ever!

by smektala ahmed June 5, 2011

Love totaler

A person who completely abstains from falling in love.

Why do you hate falling in love??!! You're such a love totaler!!

by smektala ahmed May 21, 2011