Definitions by smart money

japenis 

An extremely small penis, a contraction of "japanese penis," which are known to be extra tiny.

Girl 1: How did your date go last night?
Girl 2: It was great till we got back to his place. I wanted to hook up and I pulled off his pants to see that he had a japenis...I was totally disappointed and I left.

japenis by Smart Money May 11, 2006

slamhen

An older woman who loves to fuck. It's the older version of a slampig.

Dude - I was at the Delano last weekend and man there were so many slamhens trolling for dick!

slamhen by smart money February 27, 2006

Send It 

Used to describe your reaction to something shitty. Is the antonym of ship it.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just found out that the girl you screwed last night raw has the clap.
Guy 2: Oooh...send it

Send It by smart money February 15, 2006

boxcars 

A bet that pays off big or just something that is awesome. Comes from the racetrack, where a winning bet on a big ticket pays so many zeros that it looks like the dots on double sixes ("boxcars" in dice). Can be used in combination with ship it.

Man, I hit that moneyline parlay and it paid boxcars.

Dude, did you see that girl's ass? It was boxcars.

Guy 1: We just scored an 8th and it's nuggy.
Guy 2: Boxcars.

Guy 1: That slampig wants to f you later
Guy 2: Boxcars, ship it.

boxcars by smart money February 13, 2006