Definitions by slonob

holy warrior 

Someone who prefers passion to reason on a given subject.

Paul might be a good Microsoft programmer, but he is a holy warrior when anyone mentions Java.

holy warrior by slonob February 1, 2004

pee boner 

The condition where you have to urinate so bad that you have a stiffy. This usually is found in the morning.

You're not even horny, that's just a pee boner. Now go and make some coffee.

pee boner by slonob February 1, 2004

loadtotaler 

One who practices loadtotalism.

I sucked her until her back arched, only to find that she was a loadtotaler.

loadtotaler by slonob February 1, 2004

loadtotalism

The principle or practice of complete abstinence from swallowing semen.

Loadtotalism can be quite disappointing.

loadtotalism by slonob February 1, 2004