slimey's definitions

sphagnum

really crap under rehearsed band, who play friends of friends parties at bowling clubs etc...instead of applause they receive calls of "jukebox"

"gee this band sux, what a bunch of sphagnums! JUKEBOX!"

by slimey January 13, 2005

skipjacktoona

Adj. A disease that is bad. A disease/virus brought on through engaging in rapid and sexual intercourse with large bull weevils and pie.

Suffering from skipjacktoona, Johnny B collapsed and died a gleeful death.

by Slimey September 8, 2003

durff

the area between the scrotum and the anus. named after the noise you make when someone kicks you there.

"you bitch! you kicked me in the durff

by slimey January 13, 2005

how-ya-going

word used as substitute for pretty much whatever word the speaker wishes. Of Australian origin.

"hey, pass me that ho-ya-going"
"so, anyway i was down at the how-ya-going to get some booze, when who walks in but Bert Newtown}"

by slimey January 13, 2005

macrobe

someone who is heavily into macrobiotic food, to the extent that they frown upon people who do not eat macrobiotic food.

i'd buy some KFC but my brothers a macrobe and would beat me up.

by slimey January 13, 2005

monkeydust

A very dark and sinister animated British comedy. It is extremely amusing and will probably become a hit as it is very unheard of at the moment.

FBI 1: "We have a new terrorist threat sent in from the jihad"
FBI 2: "Tell me what we've got here!"
FBI 1: "Well it apears to be three girls dressed up as destinys child being greeted by a bearded man"
FBI 2: "Go to defcon 4, they're playing with our minds"

Asian extremist 1:"here, ali have you seen my stars in their eyes video"
Asian extremist 2:"yea you left it on the table"
Asian extremist 1:"oh shit i think i sent off the wrong video!"

by slimey November 29, 2004

kebabstronaut

1. Someone who eats kebabs, often when drunk or hungover, and on a regular basis.
2. Someone who is very good at eating kebabs - ie does it frequently

see also meat-in-a-roll-ogist

Blake ate kebabs so often, we made him an honourary kebabstronaut.

by slimey January 13, 2005