mud shark

A white female, who is usually unattractive and overweight, who preferes to have sex with black gangsters from the ghetto.

The mud shark was gang banged and gave birth to a mud skipper.

by slicksal November 20, 2006

caulking

The act of having one's asshole filled to the rim with seaman.

Did you see the porn where pornstar polly asked for and received a caulking?

by slicksal October 19, 2006

Painter

A person, either female, homosexual male or prison bitch, who sucks their male partner's dick. When the male partner is about to come, the cock sucker removes the cock from her/his mouth and has the male cum in the air, on a wall or purposely or inadevertantly becomes the reciepient of a facial. Painter's are very unpopular in prison.

My girlfirend removed my cock from her mouth when I was about to come, and in doing so, I "accidentaly" came on her face. I was the painter. I gave her a facial.

by slicksal November 04, 2006

ass baby

Occurs when the caulk a guy deposits in his girlfriend's ass drips so ever slightly into her pussy and impregnates her.

My buddy is the proud papa of an ass baby. I told him too much caulk is not good. I told him if he over caulked his girlfriend to clean up or have an Ass Licker on standby.

by slicksal October 24, 2006

rim

1. The sphincter/exitway that a turd travels out of from the poop shoot.

2 The anal starfish that is caulked during backdoor sex.

My girlfriend's a magician. She ate an ear of corn, then three hours later when I was eating her pussy she farted a whole kernal out of her starfish's rim and onto my chin.

by slicksal November 01, 2006

Fussle

Untoned muscle. A blend of fat and muscle . What an overweight guy has when he lifts weights and continues to eat like a glutton. Also known as Fuscle.

That fat dude has been lifting weights, hydrating with beer and fueling the machine with pizza. His arms are all fussle.

by slicksal November 20, 2006

Swallower

A person, either female, homosexual male or prison bitch, who sucks their male partner's dick. After the male partner comes in theoe mouth the cock sucker proceeds to swallow the cum. Swallowers make great girlfriends. Prisoners who start out as painters or spitter} usually become swallowers after a few beatings from their "boyfriends".

Swallowers make great girlfriends. Prisoners who start out as a painter or spitter usually become a swallower after a being caulked a few times or getting an ass whooping from their "boyfriends."

by slicksal November 04, 2006