slicksal's definitions

FACIAL

When a guy shoots his load all over someone's face.

She wanted a facial and a caulking, but I only had one load in me. I sprayed her face with my man juice.

by slicksal October 19, 2006

mudskipper

The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mudshark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.

The mudshark gave birth to a mudskipper.

by slicksal November 20, 2006

caulking

The act of having one's asshole filled to the rim with seaman.

Did you see the porn where pornstar polly asked for and received a caulking?

by slicksal October 19, 2006

Painter

A person, either female, homosexual male or prison bitch, who sucks their male partner's dick. When the male partner is about to come, the cock sucker removes the cock from her/his mouth and has the male cum in the air, on a wall or purposely or inadevertantly becomes the reciepient of a facial. Painter's are very unpopular in prison.

My girlfirend removed my cock from her mouth when I was about to come, and in doing so, I "accidentaly" came on her face. I was the painter. I gave her a facial.

by slicksal November 4, 2006

mud shark

A white female, who is usually unattractive and overweight, who preferes to have sex with black gangsters from the ghetto.

The mud shark was gang banged and gave birth to a mud skipper.

by slicksal November 20, 2006

Dunlap

A gut that is so large it hangs over the belt/waist.

That chick is so fat her stomach dunlap over her pussy.

by slicksal November 20, 2006

rimming

The method of supposedly sexually stimulating someone by licking their filthy asshole, or stimulating oneself by tasting someones poop on the tip of their tounge.

The fat hoe was rimming him when he farted and a poop smelling, whole kernal of corn popped out of his asshole and landed on her tounge.

by slicksal October 19, 2006