slicksal's definitions

ass baby

Occurs when the caulk a guy deposits in his girlfriend's ass drips so ever slightly into her pussy and impregnates her.

My buddy is the proud papa of an ass baby. I told him too much caulk is not good. I told him if he over caulked his girlfriend to clean up or have an Ass Licker on standby.

by slicksal October 24, 2006

Mission Impossible

The practically impossible act of fucking your WASP girlfrind in the ass.

I solved the Mission Impossible. I was fucking my wasp girlfriend doggy style when her sopping wet pussy caused my cock to inadvertantly slip into her tight asshole.

by slicksal December 13, 2006

dingleberry

a small piece of doodoo that hangs on an ass hair

I was doing 69 with my girl when she told me a dingleberry fell into her nostril

by slicksal July 9, 2007

Swallower

A person, either female, homosexual male or prison bitch, who sucks their male partner's dick. After the male partner comes in theoe mouth the cock sucker proceeds to swallow the cum. Swallowers make great girlfriends. Prisoners who start out as painters or spitter} usually become swallowers after a few beatings from their "boyfriends".

Swallowers make great girlfriends. Prisoners who start out as a painter or spitter usually become a swallower after a being caulked a few times or getting an ass whooping from their "boyfriends."

by slicksal November 4, 2006

Spitter

A person, either female, homosexual male or prison bitch, who sucks their male partner's dick, let's him come in their mouth and then spits it out.

My girlfriend likes to suck my dick. She used to be a painter, soon became a spitter and will hopefully graduate to swallower.

by slicksal November 4, 2006

lips

The entranceway into the vagina. They are usuall semi-tight until after giving birth; then they are loose lips. Some loose lips give distinctive evidence as being such. This is called camel toe

Loose Lips sink ships.

by slicksal November 9, 2008

mudskipper

The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mudshark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.

The mudshark gave birth to a mudskipper.

by slicksal November 20, 2006