by slicksal October 19, 2006

A white female, who is usually unattractive and overweight, who preferes to have sex with black gangsters from the ghetto.
by slicksal November 20, 2006

A person, either female, homosexual male or prison bitch, who sucks their male partner's dick. When the male partner is about to come, the cock sucker removes the cock from her/his mouth and has the male cum in the air, on a wall or purposely or inadevertantly becomes the reciepient of a facial. Painter's are very unpopular in prison.
My girlfirend removed my cock from her mouth when I was about to come, and in doing so, I "accidentaly" came on her face. I was the painter. I gave her a facial.
by slicksal November 4, 2006

Occurs when the caulk a guy deposits in his girlfriend's ass drips so ever slightly into her pussy and impregnates her.
My buddy is the proud papa of an ass baby. I told him too much caulk is not good. I told him if he over caulked his girlfriend to clean up or have an Ass Licker on standby.
by slicksal October 24, 2006

1. The sphincter/exitway that a turd travels out of from the poop shoot.
2 The anal starfish that is caulked during backdoor sex.
2 The anal starfish that is caulked during backdoor sex.
My girlfriend's a magician. She ate an ear of corn, then three hours later when I was eating her pussy she farted a whole kernal out of her starfish's rim and onto my chin.
by slicksal November 1, 2006

by slicksal November 20, 2006

by slicksal September 1, 2008
