She wanted to give me a piece of tail for our anniversary. Forget the lobster and filet mignon, I capped the night stuffing my turf in her buttered surf.
by slicksal October 24, 2006
by slicksal November 20, 2006
The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mudshark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.
by slicksal November 20, 2006
The baby of a mud shark. Name originates from the female being a mud shark, having one of many kids (usually from differant sharks) and the male skipping town when he finds out the fat white chick he impulsively banged is having a baby.
by slicksal November 20, 2006
That dude is a bonified Ass Licker. He licked his girlfriend's asshole clean. He even ate the kernal of corn she farted onto his tounge.
by slicksal October 24, 2006
1. The sphincter/exitway that a turd travels out of from the poop shoot.
2 The anal starfish that is caulked during backdoor sex.
2 The anal starfish that is caulked during backdoor sex.
My girlfriend's a magician. She ate an ear of corn, then three hours later when I was eating her pussy she farted a whole kernal out of her starfish's rim and onto my chin.
by slicksal October 31, 2006
The method of supposedly sexually stimulating someone by licking their filthy asshole, or stimulating oneself by tasting someones poop on the tip of their tounge.
The fat hoe was rimming him when he farted and a poop smelling, whole kernal of corn popped out of his asshole and landed on her tounge.
by slicksal October 19, 2006