skyboy's definitions

Auto Sex

1. To masturbate (have sex with yourself). Auto = self and sex = sex.
2. To have sex with an automobile. Auto = automobile and sex = sex.

1. Auto Sex in bed in quite normal.
2. Auto Sex in the garage means you're seriously fucked.

by Skyboy September 24, 2005

speed masturbation

To masturbate furious and achieve orgasm in a matter of seconds. Usually happens when a man suffers premature ejaculation or when he has very little time to masturbate.

I once did speed masturbation and climaxed in 15 seconds- a personal best.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

carnage

The only true meaning of this word is mass murder.

Every year there is at least one Carnage in the streets of America due to it's incredibly high crime rate.

by Skyboy September 23, 2005

Pokerection

When a sick man looks at naked Pokemon and gets an erection.

Sick Bastard: Oh yeh, turn over Pikachu so I can see your ass. Yeh, yeh, I'm getting a Pokerection.

by Skyboy September 23, 2005

fetictionary

A dictionary of fetishes.

There are too many fetishes to be all recorded in a fetictionary, but the mains ones are always there.

by Skyboy September 23, 2005

limit of sexual deviation

Refers to the extremities of sexual deviations (paraphilias), e.g. shit fetish, snuff fetish, fisting, etc. The fact is, the human mind can be distorted so much that there really is no limit to sexual deviation. So the limit is in a metaphorical sense.

You may think the sexually disturbed sickos imprisoned for life in max security prisons have reached the limit of sexual deviation, but how can you be sure?

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

doubles

1)2 vs 2 in a sport game, e.g. tennis.
2)When the ball bounces twice in your square in handball.
3)When you roll two of the same number on a pair of 6-sided dice.
4)When a man has climaxed during masturbation but doesn't stop rubbing and eventually ejaculates again.

1)Teamwork is important in a doubles game of tennis.
2)That noob missed the ball and got out by doubles.
3)I got doubles in Monopoly, another turn for me.
4)Viagra is so potent that a man with erection problems can easily pull doubles after the correct dosage.

by skyboy September 21, 2005