skyboy's definitions

bragging rights

The informal right to brag and boast about an achievement you've made. You get this right after you've achieved it.

If you make it up, you might get away for a while, but you'll get bashed if they find out you never earnt this right.

Geek A: *Three headshots in Counter-strike in 30 seconds*
Geek B: Bastard, you shot your own team mates
Geek A: But it was still 3 headshots, that means I get bragging rights
Geek B: You're a load of shit, no bragging rights for stupid noobs.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

gundu

(Possibly also spelt "gandu")
A Hindi word for the hole in one's arse. Usually has connotations of anal sex and homosexuality.

When two men are locked in a prison cell for a number of years without female porn, then gundu is bound to happen.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

fetictionary

A dictionary of fetishes.

There are too many fetishes to be all recorded in a fetictionary, but the mains ones are always there.

by Skyboy September 23, 2005

shoe fetish

A paraphilia, shoe fetish is a fixation on a shoe, usually a high heal sandal or high heel boot. Somewhat linked with foot fetish.

A lot of Dominatrixes wear shoes suitable for men with shoe fetish. What happens next is somewhat disgusting.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

Fetishologist

The unofficial name for psychologists who study the fetishes and other paraphilias. Causes, behaviour, thoughts and treatment. It is a branch of sexology.

I am a fetishologist by profession, that is why I have defined so many fetishes.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

Made in China

Low priced everyday goods from China. Generally associated with poor quality but is not true in many cases. If it weren't for 'Made in China' goods', you'd pay 50% more for everyday goods (because imported Chinese products are far cheaper than local products). Most 'Made in China' products are safe to buy, except for the ones in dodgy packing or without a use-by date.

I know alot about 'Made in China' products because I'm a Chinese person living in the US.

by Skyboy September 23, 2005

Auto Sex

1. To masturbate (have sex with yourself). Auto = self and sex = sex.
2. To have sex with an automobile. Auto = automobile and sex = sex.

1. Auto Sex in bed in quite normal.
2. Auto Sex in the garage means you're seriously fucked.

by Skyboy September 24, 2005