Definitions by skeezer

Smoked 

To beat someone up most commonly with your fists or at times a pistol .

He was about to get smoked.

Smoked by Skeezer May 16, 2019

veldhar 

The homosexual act of oral copulation directly after having anal coitus.

"That was the best veldhar I have ever had in my life!"
"Hey man, Ill veldhar your unit for a dollar and the rest of that sandwich"
"That burger left the aftertast of a stale veldhar on a cold night in my mouht."

veldhar by skeezer September 11, 2006

Cake Decorating 

The act of taking a used condom, poking a hole in the end and using it to decorate a cupcake (or if there is enough an entire cake).

A male who does this is referred to as a snausage.

See snausage for proper example.

Cake Decorating by Skeezer September 14, 2003

snausage 

The name describing the male crotch after being fully shaven. See turtle lips for the female definition.

Adam: "So Matt, where do you swim again?"

Matt: "Down at the YMCA by my house."

Adam: "How are the facilities?"

Matt: "They are ok, but the real highlight of my workout occurs after my swim in the locker room when I get to look at all of the snausage. Some mornings I just don't want to leave."

Adam: "Uhhh nevermind..."

snausage by Skeezer September 13, 2003

Turtle Lips 

The crotch area of a female after being completly shaven. See snausage for the male definition.

No example is really necessary except that you know I like french kissing them.

Turtle Lips by Skeezer September 13, 2003

snausage 

The piece of cloth on a pair of pants (or shorts) that seperates a male cameltoe from a female cameltoe.

"Hey Adam, check out that rack on the chick I hooked up with last weekend. You should have heard her scream my name."

"I don't think thats a chick man, look at the 5 o'clock shadow"

"No way, check out that cameltoe."

"Sorry Matt, thats a snausage."

"Shit..."

snausage by Skeezer September 4, 2003