6 definitions by skeezer

Smoked

To beat someone up most commonly with your fists or at times a pistol .

He was about to get smoked.

by skeezer May 17, 2019

Cake Decorating

The act of taking a used condom, poking a hole in the end and using it to decorate a cupcake (or if there is enough an entire cake).

A male who does this is referred to as a snausage.

See snausage for proper example.

by skeezer September 14, 2003

Turtle Lips

The crotch area of a female after being completly shaven. See snausage for the male definition.

No example is really necessary except that you know I like french kissing them.

by skeezer September 13, 2003

veldhar

The homosexual act of oral copulation directly after having anal coitus.

"That was the best veldhar I have ever had in my life!"
"Hey man, Ill veldhar your unit for a dollar and the rest of that sandwich"
"That burger left the aftertast of a stale veldhar on a cold night in my mouht."

by skeezer August 21, 2005

snausage

The name describing the male crotch after being fully shaven. See turtle lips for the female definition.

Adam: "So Matt, where do you swim again?"

Matt: "Down at the YMCA by my house."

Adam: "How are the facilities?"

Matt: "They are ok, but the real highlight of my workout occurs after my swim in the locker room when I get to look at all of the snausage. Some mornings I just don't want to leave."

Adam: "Uhhh nevermind..."

by skeezer September 13, 2003

snausage

The piece of cloth on a pair of pants (or shorts) that seperates a male cameltoe from a female cameltoe.

"Hey Adam, check out that rack on the chick I hooked up with last weekend. You should have heard her scream my name."

"I don't think thats a chick man, look at the 5 o'clock shadow"

"No way, check out that cameltoe."

"Sorry Matt, thats a snausage."

"Shit..."

by skeezer September 5, 2003