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Apidomy

A word used by people unable to pronounce or spell; apex, best, the consummate model of its type.

Ali is the apidomy of grace when she skates.

by Skahtboi November 12, 2017

chigger

A small, red, parasitic insect that can cause much irritation, especially when it sets up home in your private area.

The politically correct name for a chigger is "chegro," though there is a movement in some quarters for them to be called "red parasitic Americans."

Johnny: "Damn, these chiggers are driving me nuts. My yard is filled with them."

Fred: "Chegros."

Johnny: "Huh??"

Fred: "The correct name is 'chegro.' You should have said, 'these chegros are driving me nuts.'"

Johnny: Hey Fred, come take a walk through my back yard with me."

by skahtboi June 22, 2011