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Definitions by sj0r

death porn

Death porn is a slang term for the material found on the internet that is intended to gross out its viewers. All pictures/videos of dead bodies, horrible accidents, or blood and guts can all be classified as death porn. This includes almost all of the content of rotten.com, and the faces of death series of videos.

A death porn addict is somebody who looks through rotten.com or searches for 'faces of death' on Limewire.
death porn by sj0r May 23, 2006
sj0r rules! Norway is better than Finland!
sj0r by sj0r January 20, 2005
A word commonly used instead of "than". Then is to Than as Your is to You're.
If you missuse the word "then", everyone will know you're a fucking fucktard.
then by sj0r January 3, 2004
A brief state of nothingness, where the mind is allowed to run free, and the body is nearly unimportant.
sleep by sj0r January 3, 2004

Doodlesack 

She blows the Doodlesack good.
Doodlesack by sj0r December 10, 2003
The clothes a person (usually a gay man) wears that implies he/she is of the opposite sex.
They'd better hurry up and find a cure for AIDS, I'm running out of drag.
Drag by sj0r December 10, 2003
Not to be confused with Sweden. Despite having very cold winters, is the best place in the world. If you aren't there right now, go there. A country that nobody hates. The women are hot, but not sluts.

Possibly the only way to improve Norway would be to make a couple of bigger cities. Oslo is the biggest city, though isn't really that big at all. If you want a modest town that reflects the perfect Norwegian way of life, go to Trondheim. All Norway needs is one or two cities the size of Brisbane or Melbourne.

Norwegian people are:
As easy-going as Australians, though as gracious as the British.
As not-caring as the Americans, though as courteous as the, erm, British.
As skilled as the Australians, though as modest as the Australians. (hehe)
As outgoing as the Americans, though as respectful as the Kiwis.
As attractive as the Swedish, though as un-slutty as the Asexuals.
Mummy! Mummy! Can I go to Norway?
Norway by sj0r December 9, 2003