sj@24's definitions

Mug me!

exclamation of victory after getting a word published on urbandictionary.com and putting the definition on a coffee mug.

Hey Durwood. Urbandictionary published my definition. Mug me!

by SJ@24 August 21, 2009

Signility

When a senior citizen reads all of the signs outloud to the driver of the vehicle.
Leads to a condition in the driver known as Billboardom.

I was driving mother to the doctor's and she insists on reading every sign and billboard to me.
I think she suffers from Signility.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Billboardom

The result of sitting next to someone with Signility.

I know Mom's in her eighties, but all she did was read the street signs to me as I drove her to the doctor. I think she suffers from signility and it's giving me a case of Billboardom.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

The Secret Life of Implants

Who knew? Boob jobs can solve crimes. Breast implants have a registration number and can be used to identify crime victims.

The mutilated body of the supermodel was identified by the registration number on her breast implants, thus revealing The Secret Life of Implants.

by SJ@24 September 3, 2009

fucksfour

Capacity or volume. Usually of a bed, hot tub, or RV.

"Dude, your waterbed is huge!"
"I know. It's a fucksfour. Sleeps two, fucks four."

by SJ@24 July 22, 2009

manscara

The first telltale sign that a guy is wearing makeup.

Whoa! I didn't reatlize that Geoffrey wore makeup until I noticed that he went a little heavy on the manscara this morning.

by SJ@24 September 6, 2009

Moscow flu

1 Flu-like hangover symptoms caused by drinking too much vodka

Oh, man. I've got a headache, I'm sick to my stomach and I spent the whole morning yorking into the toilet. I must have a dose of the Moscow flu from all that vodka last night.

by SJ@24 July 16, 2010