sircasey's definitions

booze jockey

a bar tender

the booze jockey poured a perfect pint of pilsner

by sircasey February 17, 2009

pessimistic panglossian

one who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and screwed up as it may be, can't get any better.

She didn't bother to get out of bed anymore, her pessimistic panglossian perspective made life seem pointless.

by sircasey February 15, 2009

a bird never flew on one wing

used primarily by potheads who feel that one joint is never enough.

variations include:
-a bird never flew on seven wings
-a bird never flew on fifty-two wings

Hey man, roll another, a bird never flew on one wing!

by sircasey February 15, 2009

headneck

a redneck pothead

'I know he looks like a cop, but trust me, he's a total headneck'

by sircasey February 15, 2009

tired high

a state of altered perception brought on by a lack of sleep

when he started to hallucinate he wasn't sure if it was the weed or if he was just tired high

by sircasey February 16, 2009

leprechaun flowers

weed, marijuana

first coined by rapper E-40 in 2002

he thought he was buying leprechaun flowers, but later decided it must have been oregano

by sircasey February 15, 2009

wake and flake

when you wake up and say, 'eh...fuck it' to whatever you had planned that day, usually preceded by the opening of a beer and/or packing a bong hit.

similar to wake and bake

'if you drink anymore today, you're just gonna wake and flake tomorrow'

by sircasey February 15, 2009