green weed

green buds; usually used by a pot snob to talk down about another person's stash, implying that only purple weed is good enough for them

'whatchu smokin'? oh, just regular green weed? nevermind...'

by sircasey February 16, 2009

necrite

from Greek nekrōsis (death) + ite

the blackened, resinated weed from numerous roaches. most often rolled into a joint

see second gen

it doesn't taste very good and it makes you cough like hell, but necrite always does the trick

by sircasey February 18, 2009

pie-kick

to kick someone in the shins with great force unexpectedly.

next time I'm just gonna pie-kick 'em!

by sircasey February 13, 2009

headneck

a redneck pothead

'I know he looks like a cop, but trust me, he's a total headneck'

by sircasey February 15, 2009

a bird never flew on one wing

used primarily by potheads who feel that one joint is never enough.

variations include:
-a bird never flew on seven wings
-a bird never flew on fifty-two wings

Hey man, roll another, a bird never flew on one wing!

by sircasey February 15, 2009

ignoranting

the act of spewing opinionated gibberish by one who doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about

'dude, nobody wants to hear your ignoranting about evolution anymore'

by sircasey February 16, 2009

pessimistic panglossian

one who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and screwed up as it may be, can't get any better.

She didn't bother to get out of bed anymore, her pessimistic panglossian perspective made life seem pointless.

by sircasey February 15, 2009