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gaybian

A generic term used to describe homosexuals of either sex, especially if the person under considerations' gender is somewhat hazey. Obviously a simple merge of gay and lesbian, Coined by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby
Look at that gaybian whipping that ginger kid's ass at the bar!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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Gay Snake

Used to describe slimy reptillian like people of a certain homosexual disposition, usually with the first name Sam (Sammy snake from the alphabet). Can be applied in many situations. Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby
Sam, really is a Gay Snake!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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Crackslag

Just when you thought you couldn't get any worse than crackwhore, I came along and invented the crackslag. Kind of like the megazord of crackwhores. A megacrackwhore if you like. Enjoy using this word, Created by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby
Your just a filthy crackslag, mum!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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scrot face

Used to describe wrinkley bald men. Anyone with a bald head and a wrinkley forhead can be described as a scrot face.
Fuck me that guy is a real scrot face!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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Bugger paste

Slimy post sex residue that leads to vaginal squelching for a short time afterwards. Can also be used as a derogative term for anyone you dont like. Can also be pronounced "booergooer Peerst". Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris
Did you just follow through dear? Oh no, its just bugger paste darling.
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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Smackbitch

You've heard of a crackwhore and a crackslag. Well what are we supposed to say if the ho don't like takin crack for shack and prefers heroin? I've solved all your problems with the introduction of the term smackbitch. Now theres no excuse for being politically incorrect!
That fuckin dirty smackbitch gave me AIDS!
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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Aids biscuit

An Aids biscuit is simply a biscuit made from molecules of the AIDs virus. Also a handy little insult. Coined by Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris
Simons a little aids biscuit aint he! Ye, he's such a little ginger cock sucker.
by Sir Toby July 20, 2008
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