sir toby's definitions

Smackbitch

You've heard of a crackwhore and a crackslag. Well what are we supposed to say if the ho don't like takin crack for shack and prefers heroin? I've solved all your problems with the introduction of the term smackbitch. Now theres no excuse for being politically incorrect!

That fuckin dirty smackbitch gave me AIDS!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Crableg

Calling people a crableg is both mature and fun. Play around if you like, you camel ass.
Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Pleetka

Pleetka: Yonnabout Crableg?!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Shingled inbringle

This is a term modified from the word dingle, which describes people from the filthy town of Barnsley, England (Don't go there!). Everyone from this town is inbred, thus inbringle. They also all have shingles, therefore... Shingled Imbringle! Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Eusebio

Rather than "You dirty dingle bastards"
It is now "You fuckin shingled inbringle!"

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Guddance

A development of the word good. The addition of the "ance" adds more emphasis on the goodness. The "oo" changes to a "u" during this transformation. Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Miklitoris

"Youre life sentence for being a psychopath has been reduced to 5 years"
"Guddance!"

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

Banana booit

A term used mainly in football (Soccer, not crappy gridiron) to describe someone who shoots like they have a banana on the end of their leg than a foot. The booit part originates from the word boot, but when pronounced in a yorkshire English accent is pronounced (ban-aah-na) boo-it!

Used at hillsboro to describe the shingled inbringle Michael Boulding ploughing a shot into the stand:
"Fuckin banana booit!"

by Sir Toby October 10, 2005

the lords prayer

A new Lords prayer for some of you fuckasses out there.

"Your gay, Amen"

Thankyou, Rt.Hon Sir Toby and Shaun

The lords prayer
Priest: "Let us pray... Your gay, amen!"

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008

gaybian

A generic term used to describe homosexuals of either sex, especially if the person under considerations' gender is somewhat hazey. Obviously a simple merge of gay and lesbian, Coined by the Rt.Hon Sir Toby

Look at that gaybian whipping that ginger kid's ass at the bar!

by Sir Toby July 20, 2008