Self ass smack

When you smack your ass yourself

heather: oh god why is the bedroom door locked (gets chainsaw and opens door)
leo: (having sex with sara) what the fuck heather
heather: ahh yes daddy this is some hot shit i've gotten horny i think
sara: uhm, ok but hes my fuckbuddy
heather: theres nothing wrong with me giving myself a self ass smack and then getting to fingering
mark: everyone here is a sex addict

by sir moron da great April 05, 2021

FUK YOO

When you have bad grammar and someone tries to correct you

leo: i fucking love sara
sara: u like my nipples or my pussy
leo: hmm, you're pussy seems better
mark: ayo leo bastard did u just say you're in the wrong sentence bich???
leo: FUK YOO MARK

by sir moron da great April 05, 2021

allah hu stupid

something you get killed for saying

leo: allah hu stupid
3 DAYS LATER
mark: wheres leo we were gonna have gay night
sarah: check the torture room

by sir moron da great February 24, 2020

Goddamn Life

When your life sucks so much you give it a pessimistic name

mark: i hate my goddamn life
akari: hi
mark: ooh
they fuck for 0100103290293094090e+.2232/323212=282902312338923333+33673626 hours
leo: wtf mark
mark: akari lets do anal again

by sir moron da great December 07, 2022

Mono Lisa

A painting of the Mona Lisa which is soo hot

aart: done painting the mona lisa, but hotter
leo: ayo thats not a mona lisa thats a mono lisa
mark: leo's right. could you give that mono lisa a body, a torso, a vagina...
aart: umm, okay? lemme guess with a hole?
mark: mmm, that would be perfect for fucking

by sir moron da great April 05, 2021

blmnmushpna

gibberish used when being teased

leo: mark is such a fucker. He fucked the fk out of sara
mark: blmnmushpna

by sir moron da great February 20, 2020

Bells

Bells are the horniest part of a woman: nipples.

leo: hey sara can i jingle your bells
heather: dont listen to that pervert sara
sara: yeahh i will let leo jingle my bells

by sir moron da great February 13, 2020