simon gardner's definitions

hot dog bandit

not really a theif, but more of a psycophanatic! disguised as a robber, this once hot dog salesmen takes pleasure in stealing your hotdogs once you have bought it. A hot dog bandit is alergic to mustard, except for french.

Man: Oh No! its the hot dog bandit! he is going to steal my hot dog. What Shall i do? Jimmy, eat my hot dog, but dont digest it yet.
Jimmy: Woof

by simon gardner September 13, 2006

Fooker Looker

is someone who looks like fook mi on austin powers.

i look like fook mi on austin powers, therefore im a fooker looker

by simon gardner September 13, 2006

hairy lip

where the upper lip of human has hair emerging from it.

Evian: Helen, im sorry for making fun of your very hairy lip.

by simon gardner September 12, 2006

sideburns

associated with the hairy lip, sideburns are the growth of hair down the side of a mans(or womans) face. Can be styled in various ways using TREsemme products.

Hippie: Dude, look at my hot sideburns

by simon gardner September 12, 2006

screw

1. To have sex with someone.
2. Something placed into a wall.
3. Placing the person you had sex with in a wall.

I screwed bobby into a wall!

by simon gardner September 13, 2006