hogs eye

hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm.
jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella down my hogs eye.
by Simon September 17, 2003
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Dicky Waver

A male who exposes his pecker at inappropriate moments.
The complaintant states, she was jogging in the park when an obese male caucasian with a mullet exposed his 2 inch penis to her.

This is the 7th. complaint about the Dicky Waver in this park!
by Simon October 15, 2004
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Slender

Attractive female. This word is usually yelled out aloud at the passing example.
Slender!!!
by Simon April 23, 2003
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lacegirl

1. Hot female, mainly in age to have sex,who likes to wear and show lace underwear.

2. The most comon girls in the adut japanese comics.
1. A lacegirl is the right kind of bitch to suck your cock early in the mornig.

2. Minako's underwear is so sweet, I think she's the best japanese lacegirl.
by simon August 24, 2004
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Mieskeit

The opposite of a beauty queen. Usually refers to a fat, ugly smelly girl or woman. Best described as Fugly. Can be found in large numbers at Mc Donalds and Wal-Mart eating greasy fast food.
If this Mieskeit was my blind date, I'd tell her/it, I'm
a Fanook who likes quiche, show tunes, Barbara Streissand, Bette Midler and art films.
I got ripped off by a dating service who matched me up with fat, frumpy, Fugly Mieskeit women with short hair and kankles. :-(
by Simon July 09, 2006
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punkasscowboi

simon is a punkasscowboi
by simon August 04, 2003
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young jeong

hmm..... a kid who is rich and asian.
theres another young jeong from korea.
by simon January 20, 2005
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