Lighter Larceny

A person who will steal people's cigarette lighters more than 50 times.

Lighter larceny! Did you see how many were on his floor? I recognized Amanda's lighter there.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Bikeman

A person who can bicycle through thick urban areas skillfully who is paid in dinners for the purpose of a courier.

You need your shirt and it's at Bill's house? Have a bikeman get it. You have to pay him you know.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

A German dish of five sausages. Found at the best German restaurants.

It's not on the menu but I'm asking for a Grand Sausage Plate.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

The act of finding out someone is going to steal copper wire. Uninstalled copper wire damages the electrical grid.

I've had 3 copper alerts this week. These fools think they can dismantle the whole city.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

A musician who plays light and upbeat piano music. Used as stress help.

You're depressed and you have a piano, so get a piano healer.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

The etiquette and protocol of moving through a densely crowded yard.

The Pine Brook people can do the backyard dance better than the Liberty Heights people. In Liberty Heights we were stuck in one place all night.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

A person to para-phrases the contents of a book in writing.

John is a bookshovel. He can explain every word of a book.

by silverseal September 18, 2011