Concert Spy

A person who must have a birds-eye view of a concert (usually classical) in order to really experience what is being played.

Carl is a concert spy, he will take you and his seats are in the perfect place.

by silverseal September 16, 2011

Utility Fixer

A person who can set up electronics or microphones in an orderly way. Tapes cords to the carpet and makes sure the presentation will be somewhat professional.

Your corporation is having a marketing seminar? If you don't get a utility fixer people are going to say wtf.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

Grand Sausage Plate

A German dish of five sausages. Found at the best German restaurants.

It's not on the menu but I'm asking for a Grand Sausage Plate.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

yard fixer

A person who owes another points (favor) and fixes (tidies) a yard.

We have some important people coming over. Will you guys be yard fixers?

by silverseal September 17, 2011

Teamaster

A person who likes to drink tea and knows at least 100 recipes. They can brew you a cup / pot of tea that suits your health needs and your mood. They can work with black tea, green tea, red tea (French Velvet), herbal tea, and more. As well, they work with spices. A teamaster works with an electronic kettle. It has a button you press for each brewing time.

We have serious thinking to do tonight. Call John, he is a teamaster.

by silverseal September 16, 2011

basic dinner

A meal consisting of eight cans of food, simmered in a pot. Sometimes the combination is chili, beefaroni, spaghetti o's, and carrots. Ideal to serve a group for little money.

Everybody has pocket change tonight so we're making basic dinner.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

Taco Storm

When making tacos for a large group, people work dilligently to get them served fast.

We got some hard shell tacos in bulk and had a taco storm.

by silverseal September 17, 2011