silverseal's definitions

Corporation Raccoon

A person who can get items at wholesale. He or she phones the corporation about wholesale and bought something nice.

Nice job, Corporation Raccoon! You got us energy drink for -70%.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Lighter Larceny

A person who will steal people's cigarette lighters more than 50 times.

Lighter larceny! Did you see how many were on his floor? I recognized Amanda's lighter there.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Forest Guest

Bringing out a troll doll with rainbow hair for a quick jaunt through the party. Usually his appearance is very brief.

We're going to bring out Forest Guest if the party slows down.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Rainbow in the Zoo

An expression said to a person who collects rare animals or birds.

You want a Madagascar parrot? You would put a rainbow in the zoo if you could.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Blackjack's Beard

Arranging champagne and scenery for two people who seem to like each other.

Blackjack's Beard! Tom and Sarah are both serious!

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Be Mine Tonight

A woman asks a man to spend the entire evening together.

This carnival is perfect, the September night is fair, be mine tonight.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Piano Healer

A musician who plays light and upbeat piano music. Used as stress help.

You're depressed and you have a piano, so get a piano healer.

by silverseal September 18, 2011