Bookshovel

A person to para-phrases the contents of a book in writing.

John is a bookshovel. He can explain every word of a book.

by silverseal September 16, 2011

Librarian Rescue Squad

Dispatching a library worker to quell loud and disorderly people.

The English paper I'm writing is very interesting to me. People at the library were loud, so I sent out a Librarian Rescue Squad.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

Anti-vandal

A person who stops or punishes vandals.

I like that Red is an anti-vandal, I say he can live here.

by silverseal September 16, 2011

Bikeman

A person who can bicycle through thick urban areas skillfully who is paid in dinners for the purpose of a courier.

You need your shirt and it's at Bill's house? Have a bikeman get it. You have to pay him you know.

by silverseal September 16, 2011

Bear Cave

Spending a Friday or Saturday evening by yourself at home.

I will be in my bear cave Friday night. I need rest.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

The Meadow

Having quiet conversation and perhaps tea in a meadow, at twilight or at dawn.

Those guys said they're not doing anything but sitting in the meadow today.

by silverseal September 17, 2011

Road Rooster

An irritated person driving questionably.

If Preston is going to be a road rooster my girlfriend is going to call his mother.

by silverseal September 18, 2011