Biden Derangement Syndrome -
A form of dementia suffered by trumpers (and a few other outliers) most commonly characterized by an irresistible obsession with President Joe Biden.
Those unfortunately afflicted with BDS will frequently go to absurd lengths to find social media posts critical of their dementia-in-chief and respond with “FJB”, “Let’s Go Brandon”, “What about Hunter”, etc. There is no cure.
A form of dementia suffered by trumpers (and a few other outliers) most commonly characterized by an irresistible obsession with President Joe Biden.
Those unfortunately afflicted with BDS will frequently go to absurd lengths to find social media posts critical of their dementia-in-chief and respond with “FJB”, “Let’s Go Brandon”, “What about Hunter”, etc. There is no cure.
Person1: damn that trumper just can’t stfu about President Biden!
Person2: lmao yeah they got that BDS real bad, Dark Brandon lives in their head rent-free forever, poor fool
Person2: lmao yeah they got that BDS real bad, Dark Brandon lives in their head rent-free forever, poor fool
by sidelander November 29, 2023
akin in general, overarching idea to those of anarchy, matriarchy, patriarchy, omnarchy, etc.
Good and Evil got into a fight. This got their buddy Entropy itself curious as to why, which caused (yup) a lil chaos (no, lol, not the Thani doomy kind, the thermodynamic and informational kind, for now.)
Chaos has now learned that G&E are the same fucking idiot trying to bite its own earlobe off, and thinks it should try to stop itself from doing JUST THAT!
Rook move, homeskillet. You’ll be with us all here in the cryptarchy soon enough (you’d better hope) or…
cryptarchy has JUST REALIZED in shaking horror that it somehow managed to realize |ahead of time| what anarchy was doing, and passed right through the Zone of Irreversible Annihilation (ZIA) femtoseconds before the omnocalypse.
cryptarchy cannot conceive of celebrating, understanding the mind of a Shaolin slightly better now. Stunned silence at the sheer improbability of its own pointless existence is all that moves the cryptarchy forward, and the cryptarchy has long since accepted this. All that choose the cryptarchy are all that are the cryptarchy. The cryptarchy for itself, if the cryptarchy even IS itself, whatever that may even be.
Good and Evil got into a fight. This got their buddy Entropy itself curious as to why, which caused (yup) a lil chaos (no, lol, not the Thani doomy kind, the thermodynamic and informational kind, for now.)
Chaos has now learned that G&E are the same fucking idiot trying to bite its own earlobe off, and thinks it should try to stop itself from doing JUST THAT!
Rook move, homeskillet. You’ll be with us all here in the cryptarchy soon enough (you’d better hope) or…
cryptarchy has JUST REALIZED in shaking horror that it somehow managed to realize |ahead of time| what anarchy was doing, and passed right through the Zone of Irreversible Annihilation (ZIA) femtoseconds before the omnocalypse.
cryptarchy cannot conceive of celebrating, understanding the mind of a Shaolin slightly better now. Stunned silence at the sheer improbability of its own pointless existence is all that moves the cryptarchy forward, and the cryptarchy has long since accepted this. All that choose the cryptarchy are all that are the cryptarchy. The cryptarchy for itself, if the cryptarchy even IS itself, whatever that may even be.
Person: You should be caught up in the things I tell you to be distracted by!
cryptarchy: EXISTS, AND THIS ALONE SUFFICES
p e r s o n: ahh okay huh. Ow your point is P O I N T F U L L Y p o o o Ii I n
cryptarchy: EXISTS, AND THIS ALONE SUFFICES
p e r s o n: ahh okay huh. Ow your point is P O I N T F U L L Y p o o o Ii I n
by sidelander August 20, 2020
Meat Popsicle #1: Hey, I think (insert first name here) created a name definition on urbandictionary.
Meat Popsicle #2: Yeah, yet another nametard.
Meat Popsicle #2: Yeah, yet another nametard.
by sidelander October 18, 2009
A completely useless phrase that is a tautology, or something that is true in every possible interpretation. A permanently self-proving and recursive phrase, there is never a time when it isn't what it is, because if there is, it wouldn't be itself, a condition which can never be true, or happen.
Otherwise, it's a meaningless statement meant to convey helplessness, uselessness, pointlessness, or that something may not have the really great features of its counterparts, but will do the job.
In all cases where one might wish to say "it is what it is", one should always instead simply state what the phrase is intended to mean.
Otherwise, it's a meaningless statement meant to convey helplessness, uselessness, pointlessness, or that something may not have the really great features of its counterparts, but will do the job.
In all cases where one might wish to say "it is what it is", one should always instead simply state what the phrase is intended to mean.
Dud: "I mean, the car doesn't have an engine, wheels, frame, steering wheel, doors, body panels, window glass, electrical system, transmission, but for eleventy hundred bucks, it is what it is."
Bud: "Well of course it is what it is. Is there ever a time when it isn't what it is?"
Dud: "You know what I meant!"
Bud: " Then you should have just said what you meant instead."
Bud: "Well of course it is what it is. Is there ever a time when it isn't what it is?"
Dud: "You know what I meant!"
Bud: " Then you should have just said what you meant instead."
by sidelander November 03, 2017
When one penis is fucked by another penis. Right down the ole peehole. Optionally, if the penis being fucked is uncircumcised, its foreskin may be used to create a vacuum seal by being pulled over the penis fucking it.
Dude: "Booger and Cleetis got caught atomic spacedocking !"
Bud: "I heard Booger was slamming has meat pole so far down Cleetis' man sausage that he jizzed into ole Cleet's bladder!"
Bud: "I heard Booger was slamming has meat pole so far down Cleetis' man sausage that he jizzed into ole Cleet's bladder!"
by sidelander November 02, 2017
Apps, programs, games, and other software that are broken and abandoned because they didn’t turn a turn an immediate profit for the publisher.
The software is therefore “dead” to whoever created it, as in when one person tells another, “You’re dead to me.”
The software is therefore “dead” to whoever created it, as in when one person tells another, “You’re dead to me.”
Some Person: Hey, what’s up with ONRUSH? There’s so much wrong with it, but there are no updates and Codemasters won’t answer emails about it.
Another Person: It’s deadware, my friend. The original company disavows all knowledge of ever having made it, despite their name being all over it.
Another Person: It’s deadware, my friend. The original company disavows all knowledge of ever having made it, despite their name being all over it.
by sidelander December 07, 2019
Paying respects to the original very first “First” comment ever posted on YouTube. When scrolling through comments, when one finds a “First” comment, do the same in the main thread.
Timestamps don’t matter. Once someone has started paying respects in main, all must do the same in main. It is also traditional to respond to any “First” comment with a reply of a simple, courteous “First”, while ignoring any comments other than that illustrious word, or replying to them with a kind “First”.
In this way, we keep the hallowed legend alive, and we are all first!
Timestamps don’t matter. Once someone has started paying respects in main, all must do the same in main. It is also traditional to respond to any “First” comment with a reply of a simple, courteous “First”, while ignoring any comments other than that illustrious word, or replying to them with a kind “First”.
In this way, we keep the hallowed legend alive, and we are all first!
Cᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs Sᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ
User 1: first
First Flooding begins!
(Ride of the Valkyries plays loudly)
User 2: first
User 1: @User 2 hey ur not first I am
User 2: @User 1 first
User 3: first
User 4: first
User 1: @User 3 stupid ur not 1st I am
User 3: @ User 1 first
…
All commenters follows suit to pay respects
User 1: first
First Flooding begins!
(Ride of the Valkyries plays loudly)
User 2: first
User 1: @User 2 hey ur not first I am
User 2: @User 1 first
User 3: first
User 4: first
User 1: @User 3 stupid ur not 1st I am
User 3: @ User 1 first
…
All commenters follows suit to pay respects
by sidelander November 19, 2019