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A completely useless phrase that is a tautology, or something that is true in every possible interpretation. A permanently self-proving and recursive phrase, there is never a time when it isn't what it is, because if there is, it wouldn't be itself, a condition which can never be true, or happen.
Otherwise, it's a meaningless statement meant to convey helplessness, uselessness, pointlessness, or that something may not have the really great features of its counterparts, but will do the job.
In all cases where one might wish to say "it is what it is", one should always instead simply state what the phrase is intended to mean.
Otherwise, it's a meaningless statement meant to convey helplessness, uselessness, pointlessness, or that something may not have the really great features of its counterparts, but will do the job.
In all cases where one might wish to say "it is what it is", one should always instead simply state what the phrase is intended to mean.
Dud: "I mean, the car doesn't have an engine, wheels, frame, steering wheel, doors, body panels, window glass, electrical system, transmission, but for eleventy hundred bucks, it is what it is."
Bud: "Well of course it is what it is. Is there ever a time when it isn't what it is?"
Dud: "You know what I meant!"
Bud: " Then you should have just said what you meant instead."
Bud: "Well of course it is what it is. Is there ever a time when it isn't what it is?"
Dud: "You know what I meant!"
Bud: " Then you should have just said what you meant instead."
by sidelander November 3, 2017
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Good and Evil got into a fight. This got their buddy Entropy itself curious as to why, which caused (yup) a lil chaos (no, lol, not the Thani doomy kind, the thermodynamic and informational kind, for now.)
Chaos has now learned that G&E are the same fucking idiot trying to bite its own earlobe off, and thinks it should try to stop itself from doing JUST THAT!
Rook move, homeskillet. You’ll be with us all here in the cryptarchy soon enough (you’d better hope) or…
cryptarchy has JUST REALIZED in shaking horror that it somehow managed to realize |ahead of time| what anarchy was doing, and passed right through the Zone of Irreversible Annihilation (ZIA) femtoseconds before the omnocalypse.
cryptarchy cannot conceive of celebrating, understanding the mind of a Shaolin slightly better now. Stunned silence at the sheer improbability of its own pointless existence is all that moves the cryptarchy forward, and the cryptarchy has long since accepted this. All that choose the cryptarchy are all that are the cryptarchy. The cryptarchy for itself, if the cryptarchy even IS itself, whatever that may even be.
Good and Evil got into a fight. This got their buddy Entropy itself curious as to why, which caused (yup) a lil chaos (no, lol, not the Thani doomy kind, the thermodynamic and informational kind, for now.)
Chaos has now learned that G&E are the same fucking idiot trying to bite its own earlobe off, and thinks it should try to stop itself from doing JUST THAT!
Rook move, homeskillet. You’ll be with us all here in the cryptarchy soon enough (you’d better hope) or…
cryptarchy has JUST REALIZED in shaking horror that it somehow managed to realize |ahead of time| what anarchy was doing, and passed right through the Zone of Irreversible Annihilation (ZIA) femtoseconds before the omnocalypse.
cryptarchy cannot conceive of celebrating, understanding the mind of a Shaolin slightly better now. Stunned silence at the sheer improbability of its own pointless existence is all that moves the cryptarchy forward, and the cryptarchy has long since accepted this. All that choose the cryptarchy are all that are the cryptarchy. The cryptarchy for itself, if the cryptarchy even IS itself, whatever that may even be.
Person: You should be caught up in the things I tell you to be distracted by!
cryptarchy: EXISTS, AND THIS ALONE SUFFICES
p e r s o n: ahh okay huh. Ow your point is P O I N T F U L L Y p o o o Ii I n
cryptarchy: EXISTS, AND THIS ALONE SUFFICES
p e r s o n: ahh okay huh. Ow your point is P O I N T F U L L Y p o o o Ii I n
by sidelander August 20, 2020
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The irrational, unhinged, and maniacal fixation on their president, Joe Biden, that maga and trump supporters often exhibit, either online or in real life.
This form of dementia encompasses many symptoms , most often manifested by the BDS-afflicted boisterously shouting out or posting phrases such as “FJB”, “Let’s go, Brandon”, “maga”, “trump random year”, “I lick toilet seats, hooray!”, etc. Sufferers will also frequently resort to blaming President Biden for anything that goes wrong for them, such as forgetting where they left their dentures, merely being around younger generations, getting stuck in the shower, or their diapers filling up too quickly.
Biden Derangement Syndrome is nearly always a lifelong affliction, but in the rare case a sufferer realizes that their leader is a fellow dementia patient and changes their party affiliation, the condition clears up quickly.
The irrational, unhinged, and maniacal fixation on their president, Joe Biden, that maga and trump supporters often exhibit, either online or in real life.
This form of dementia encompasses many symptoms , most often manifested by the BDS-afflicted boisterously shouting out or posting phrases such as “FJB”, “Let’s go, Brandon”, “maga”, “trump random year”, “I lick toilet seats, hooray!”, etc. Sufferers will also frequently resort to blaming President Biden for anything that goes wrong for them, such as forgetting where they left their dentures, merely being around younger generations, getting stuck in the shower, or their diapers filling up too quickly.
Biden Derangement Syndrome is nearly always a lifelong affliction, but in the rare case a sufferer realizes that their leader is a fellow dementia patient and changes their party affiliation, the condition clears up quickly.
maga supporter 1: FJB THAT DUMMIECRAP IS HIDING MUSHROOMS IN HIS ELBOWS
maga supporter 2: LET’S GO HAMBURGER! BIDEN IS COLLOIDAL WITH THE MARTIANS! TRONP2092! WOO!
Sane people: lol those poor BDS sufferers, we are fortunate to have Joe Biden as our president!
maga supporter 2: LET’S GO HAMBURGER! BIDEN IS COLLOIDAL WITH THE MARTIANS! TRONP2092! WOO!
Sane people: lol those poor BDS sufferers, we are fortunate to have Joe Biden as our president!
by sidelander November 15, 2023
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A form of dementia suffered by trumpers (and a few other outliers) most commonly characterized by an irresistible obsession with President Joe Biden.
Those unfortunately afflicted with BDS will frequently go to absurd lengths to find social media posts critical of their dementia-in-chief and respond with “FJB”, “Let’s Go Brandon”, “What about Hunter”, etc. There is no cure.
A form of dementia suffered by trumpers (and a few other outliers) most commonly characterized by an irresistible obsession with President Joe Biden.
Those unfortunately afflicted with BDS will frequently go to absurd lengths to find social media posts critical of their dementia-in-chief and respond with “FJB”, “Let’s Go Brandon”, “What about Hunter”, etc. There is no cure.
Person1: damn that trumper just can’t stfu about President Biden!
Person2: lmao yeah they got that BDS real bad, Dark Brandon lives in their head rent-free forever, poor fool
Person2: lmao yeah they got that BDS real bad, Dark Brandon lives in their head rent-free forever, poor fool
by sidelander November 29, 2023
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A form of dementia suffered by trumpers (and a few other outliers) most commonly characterized by an irresistible obsession with President Joe Biden.
Those unfortunately afflicted with BDS will frequently go to absurd lengths to find social media posts critical of their dementia-in-chief and respond with “FJB”, “Let’s Go Brandon”, “What about Hunter”, etc. There is no cure.
A form of dementia suffered by trumpers (and a few other outliers) most commonly characterized by an irresistible obsession with President Joe Biden.
Those unfortunately afflicted with BDS will frequently go to absurd lengths to find social media posts critical of their dementia-in-chief and respond with “FJB”, “Let’s Go Brandon”, “What about Hunter”, etc. There is no cure.
Person1: damn that trumper just can’t stfu about President Biden!
Person2: lmao yeah they got that BDS real bad, Dark Brandon lives in their head rent-free forever, poor fool
Person2: lmao yeah they got that BDS real bad, Dark Brandon lives in their head rent-free forever, poor fool
by sidelander November 29, 2023
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