It is what it is

A completely useless phrase that is a tautology, or something that is true in every possible interpretation. A permanently self-proving and recursive phrase, there is never a time when it isn't what it is, because if there is, it wouldn't be itself, a condition which can never be true, or happen.

Otherwise, it's a meaningless statement meant to convey helplessness, uselessness, pointlessness, or that something may not have the really great features of its counterparts, but will do the job.

In all cases where one might wish to say "it is what it is", one should always instead simply state what the phrase is intended to mean.
Dud: "I mean, the car doesn't have an engine, wheels, frame, steering wheel, doors, body panels, window glass, electrical system, transmission, but for eleventy hundred bucks, it is what it is."

Bud: "Well of course it is what it is. Is there ever a time when it isn't what it is?"

Dud: "You know what I meant!"

Bud: " Then you should have just said what you meant instead."
by sidelander November 3, 2017
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nametard

A poster who creates a name definition. The disease-ridden detritus of urbandictionary.com
Meat Popsicle #1: Hey, I think (insert first name here) created a name definition on urbandictionary.

Meat Popsicle #2: Yeah, yet another nametard.
by sidelander October 18, 2009
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atomic spacedocking

When one penis is fucked by another penis. Right down the ole peehole. Optionally, if the penis being fucked is uncircumcised, its foreskin may be used to create a vacuum seal by being pulled over the penis fucking it.
Dude: "Booger and Cleetis got caught atomic spacedocking !"

Bud: "I heard Booger was slamming has meat pole so far down Cleetis' man sausage that he jizzed into ole Cleet's bladder!"
by sidelander November 2, 2017
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Deadware

Apps, programs, games, and other software that are broken and abandoned because they didn’t turn a turn an immediate profit for the publisher.

The software is therefore “dead” to whoever created it, as in when one person tells another, “You’re dead to me.”
Some Person: Hey, what’s up with ONRUSH? There’s so much wrong with it, but there are no updates and Codemasters won’t answer emails about it.

Another Person: It’s deadware, my friend. The original company disavows all knowledge of ever having made it, despite their name being all over it.
by sidelander December 7, 2019
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new jersey tampon

What some mistakenly call spacedocking, it's the act of shitting into a vagina.
"My girl told me she wanted me to spacedock her. But since she doesn't have a dick, I gave her a New Jersey Tampon instead, and shit into her pussy."
by sidelander November 2, 2017
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