Biden Derangement Syndrome
The irrational, unhinged, and maniacal fixation on their president, Joe Biden, that maga and trump supporters often exhibit, either online or in real life.
This form of dementia encompasses many symptoms , most often manifested by the BDS-afflicted boisterously shouting out or posting phrases such as “FJB”, “Let’s go, Brandon”, “maga”, “trump random year”, “I lick toilet seats, hooray!”, etc. Sufferers will also frequently resort to blaming President Biden for anything that goes wrong for them, such as forgetting where they left their dentures, merely being around younger generations, getting stuck in the shower, or their diapers filling up too quickly.
Biden Derangement Syndrome is nearly always a lifelong affliction, but in the rare case a sufferer realizes that their leader is a fellow dementia patient and changes their party affiliation, the condition clears up quickly.
The irrational, unhinged, and maniacal fixation on their president, Joe Biden, that maga and trump supporters often exhibit, either online or in real life.
This form of dementia encompasses many symptoms , most often manifested by the BDS-afflicted boisterously shouting out or posting phrases such as “FJB”, “Let’s go, Brandon”, “maga”, “trump random year”, “I lick toilet seats, hooray!”, etc. Sufferers will also frequently resort to blaming President Biden for anything that goes wrong for them, such as forgetting where they left their dentures, merely being around younger generations, getting stuck in the shower, or their diapers filling up too quickly.
Biden Derangement Syndrome is nearly always a lifelong affliction, but in the rare case a sufferer realizes that their leader is a fellow dementia patient and changes their party affiliation, the condition clears up quickly.
maga supporter 1: FJB THAT DUMMIECRAP IS HIDING MUSHROOMS IN HIS ELBOWS
maga supporter 2: LET’S GO HAMBURGER! BIDEN IS COLLOIDAL WITH THE MARTIANS! TRONP2092! WOO!
Sane people: lol those poor BDS sufferers, we are fortunate to have Joe Biden as our president!
maga supporter 2: LET’S GO HAMBURGER! BIDEN IS COLLOIDAL WITH THE MARTIANS! TRONP2092! WOO!
Sane people: lol those poor BDS sufferers, we are fortunate to have Joe Biden as our president!
by sidelander November 16, 2023
Biden Derangement Syndrome -
A form of dementia suffered by trumpers (and a few other outliers) most commonly characterized by an irresistible obsession with President Joe Biden.
Those unfortunately afflicted with BDS will frequently go to absurd lengths to find social media posts critical of their dementia-in-chief and respond with “FJB”, “Let’s Go Brandon”, “What about Hunter”, etc. There is no cure.
A form of dementia suffered by trumpers (and a few other outliers) most commonly characterized by an irresistible obsession with President Joe Biden.
Those unfortunately afflicted with BDS will frequently go to absurd lengths to find social media posts critical of their dementia-in-chief and respond with “FJB”, “Let’s Go Brandon”, “What about Hunter”, etc. There is no cure.
Person1: damn that trumper just can’t stfu about President Biden!
Person2: lmao yeah they got that BDS real bad, Dark Brandon lives in their head rent-free forever, poor fool
Person2: lmao yeah they got that BDS real bad, Dark Brandon lives in their head rent-free forever, poor fool
by sidelander November 29, 2023
Biden Derangement Syndrome -
A form of dementia suffered by trumpers (and a few other outliers) most commonly characterized by an irresistible obsession with President Joe Biden.
Those unfortunately afflicted with BDS will frequently go to absurd lengths to find social media posts critical of their dementia-in-chief and respond with “FJB”, “Let’s Go Brandon”, “What about Hunter”, etc. There is no cure.
A form of dementia suffered by trumpers (and a few other outliers) most commonly characterized by an irresistible obsession with President Joe Biden.
Those unfortunately afflicted with BDS will frequently go to absurd lengths to find social media posts critical of their dementia-in-chief and respond with “FJB”, “Let’s Go Brandon”, “What about Hunter”, etc. There is no cure.
Person1: damn that trumper just can’t stfu about President Biden!
Person2: lmao yeah they got that BDS real bad, Dark Brandon lives in their head rent-free forever, poor fool
Person2: lmao yeah they got that BDS real bad, Dark Brandon lives in their head rent-free forever, poor fool
by sidelander November 29, 2023
Paying respects to the original very first “First” comment ever posted on YouTube. When scrolling through comments, when one finds a “First” comment, do the same in the main thread.
Timestamps don’t matter. Once someone has started paying respects in main, all must do the same in main. It is also traditional to respond to any “First” comment with a reply of a simple, courteous “First”, while ignoring any comments other than that illustrious word, or replying to them with a kind “First”.
In this way, we keep the hallowed legend alive, and we are all first!
Timestamps don’t matter. Once someone has started paying respects in main, all must do the same in main. It is also traditional to respond to any “First” comment with a reply of a simple, courteous “First”, while ignoring any comments other than that illustrious word, or replying to them with a kind “First”.
In this way, we keep the hallowed legend alive, and we are all first!
Cᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛs Sᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴ
User 1: first
First Flooding begins!
(Ride of the Valkyries plays loudly)
User 2: first
User 1: @User 2 hey ur not first I am
User 2: @User 1 first
User 3: first
User 4: first
User 1: @User 3 stupid ur not 1st I am
User 3: @ User 1 first
…
All commenters follows suit to pay respects
User 1: first
First Flooding begins!
(Ride of the Valkyries plays loudly)
User 2: first
User 1: @User 2 hey ur not first I am
User 2: @User 1 first
User 3: first
User 4: first
User 1: @User 3 stupid ur not 1st I am
User 3: @ User 1 first
…
All commenters follows suit to pay respects
by sidelander November 19, 2019
Meat Popsicle #1: Hey, I think (insert first name here) created a name definition on urbandictionary.
Meat Popsicle #2: Yeah, yet another nametard.
Meat Popsicle #2: Yeah, yet another nametard.
by sidelander October 18, 2009