shomesomethin's definitions

Tons-o-fun

A large or morbidly obese woman.

Hey dude check her out, she'd be tons-o-fun in bed !!

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

California Syndrome

A state of mind that all people who have migrated to california have been afflicted with, see also naivety, idiocy, airhead, dumbass. People with California syndrome are so foolish as to think that the whole world revolves around all things that happen in California, specifically L.A. and Hollywood. These poor people, for reasons unknown, feel they must dress, talk, act, and behave like their "Gods"; all of the actors who work in Hollywood, and make millions of dollars while having little or no talent whatsoever, who succeed by selling the worst films ever made, to their fellow Californians, along with their idea of what "trendy fashion" is.

Any group of people who would elect Ronald Reagan or Arnold Schwarzenegger as their state governor is collectively afflicted with California Syndrome.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

fucktruck

A van, or mini-van, preferably with a bed in it, and no side windows, a motel room on wheels. A place to take a person you just met in a bar to have some privacy, either for sex or a dope deal.

I call my van a fucktruck, because it's like having a motel room with me whereever I go.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

web-weaver

One who weaves a tangled web of lies and deception.
Derived from the quote "Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we practice to deceive." By Edgar Allen Poe
One who stirs up trouble by using deception.

Stay away from that asshole, he is just a web-weaver.
He will just stir up trouble.

by shomesomethin July 21, 2010

niggespeech

Another term for ebonics. Something that America and The Urban Dictionary needs a whole helluva lot less of.

Every rap ever spewed is full of Niggespeech.

by shomesomethin July 14, 2010

p-pad

A p-pad is a very small passenger seat on a motorcycle (usually a hardtail) mounted on the rear fender of the bike.
It is just big enough for a female to set her ass on, about enough padding to keep her pussy off the fender. Also refered to as a pussy pad.
Needless to say, it is very uncomfortable.

Bikerchick; Take me for a ride on your bike !
Biker: Okay but there ain't no seat except mine, all you get to sit on is a p-pad !

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

compuswear

compuswear, or compswear or compcussing is: to change the spelling of certain cuss words, to bypass the automated filter most websites use to eliminate cuss words... such as those used on public forums or blogs.

Fvck or phuck, and $hit or pi$$ and ni&&er or nigga, and @sshole are all forms of compuswear.

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010