wrestlers

not boxers but the other white brief
Carl preferred wearing wrestlers to boxers ....or depends.
by sheila in the car June 07, 2009
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precautionary wizz

the act of heading to the bathroom even if you do not feel the need in order to ensure you can devote your full attention to an upcoming activity
Before heading out to golf, Paul took a precautionary wizz .
by sheila in the car May 24, 2009
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grief counselor

term used by educators to describe a psychologist,social worker,or any person with a box of kleenex who arrives at the school in the aftermath of an unfortunate event.
When a freak bunsen burner accident singed the moustaches of a male and two female students, the high school called in a grief counselor.
by sheila in the car February 01, 2010
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foxymoron

Of greek origin, this not so contradictory term is universally used to describe a brainless babe.........

See Gisele Bundchen
It took Paul just one date to realize Tiffany was a foxymoron.
by sheila in the car August 07, 2010
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ARMageddon

The term which best describes the financial disaster one faces when their adjustable rate mortgage (ARM) increases to the maximum rate.....
When Paul bought his first home he opted for an ARM.
However,when his rate skyrocketed as a result of the economic crisis he faced ARMageddon.
by sheila in the car July 20, 2011
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frontload

drinking any form of alcohol at home prior to hitting the bar scene in order to:

a.)avoid unnecessary partying costs
b.)arrive with a "foreign package"
He had the foresight to frontload before heading out for the night.
by sheila in the car January 28, 2008
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front load

drinking alcohol of any kind before heading out to a party
Paul arrived at the party with a foreign package because he had the foreskin to front load before he got there.
by sheila in the car January 27, 2008
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