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Definitions by sheila in the car

grief counselor 

term used by educators to describe a psychologist,social worker,or any person with a box of kleenex who arrives at the school in the aftermath of an unfortunate event.
When a freak bunsen burner accident singed the moustaches of a male and two female students, the high school called in a grief counselor.
phrase used by comedians to describe a comedy act laced with profanity and sexual content.
When asked to appear as comedy entertainment at the first grade graduation ,Carl agreed not to work blue.
work blue by sheila in the car January 30, 2010

walk ten to two 

The term used to describe the manner of walking with one's feet pointed in an outward direction rather than straight on.The opposite of pigeon toed.
Carl's lifelong habit was to walk ten to two.

amateur gynecologist 

term for any young male who,without medical license,proceeds selflessly and in the interest of science to engage in the exploration of the female anatomy ...
While in college,though not in pre-med,Paul considered himself an amateur gynecologist.

in chino veritas 

little known latin term for going without underpants
Carl was know for in chino veritas....

business finger

descriptive term for the ever popular middle finger,the finger most favored by those flipping the bird and amateur gynecologists alike...
Paul was known to make use of his business finger when a car cut him off on the highway....

good uniform,bad helmet 

term used to describe a member of the opposite sex who is considered blessed in body type but in face ,not so much..............
As the evening wore on and Paul feared coming up short, he made an executive decision to relax his standards and consider anyone with a good uniform,bad helmet.