gap shot

The view inadvertantly provided by a woman when uncrossing her legs such as in exiting a vehicle

Paparazzi know it is the money shot when they are able to catch a "gap shot" as an actress exits a limo

See Britney Spears,Paris Hilton,Sharon Stone

by sheila in the car June 12, 2009

walk ten to two

The term used to describe the manner of walking with one's feet pointed in an outward direction rather than straight on.The opposite of pigeon toed.

Carl's lifelong habit was to walk ten to two.

by sheila in the car January 27, 2010

Indignant People's Day

A day celebrating those who have a problem with everything anyone says or does or has said or done or will say or do.

A date needs to be set and announced for Indignant People's Day however dates thus far suggested have been met with indignation.

by sheila in the car October 12, 2021

amateur gynecologist

term for any young male who,without medical license,proceeds selflessly and in the interest of science to engage in the exploration of the female anatomy ...

While in college,though not in pre-med,Paul considered himself an amateur gynecologist.

by sheila in the car January 23, 2010

Nunderwear

The antithesis of lingerie. Purely functional bra and underpants which send a

clear signal there will be "nun" of this and "nun" of that....

Sally's mother was forever purchasing nunderwear for her.

by sheila in the car May 16, 2013

Irish math

leprechaun-like ability to calculate to a number which best suits your needs.

Seamus relied on Irish math to:

a.)provide the correct number of drinks he had to the officer.

b.)advise his mother his first born did indeed arrive 9 months after the wedding

by sheila in the car May 10, 2009

adult skittle

pharmaceutically generated pill, the purpose of which is to take"the edge off" a grown up anxiety-laden event such as:

1.)colonoscopy
2.)IRS audit
3.)inlaw visit
4.)Kenny G concert

You cannot get me on a plane until I have taken my adult skittle.

by sheila in the car May 08, 2009