Indignant People's Day

A day celebrating those who have a problem with everything anyone says or does or has said or done or will say or do.

A date needs to be set and announced for Indignant People's Day however dates thus far suggested have been met with indignation.

by sheila in the car October 12, 2021

Res judicootie

Finding its origin in the legal term res judicata (meaning forever barred) ,res judicootie references one's successful treatment of head lice or nits, fleas and the like....

Following two weeks of torturous treatment,little Sally was hoping to declare res judicootie on her case of head lice.

by sheila in the car December 28, 2011

yo-yo dieting

non medical term to describe the act of taking off weight and putting it right back on only to begin the cycle once again....

At the funeral home Carl's friends were overheard remarking that, instead of engaging in yo-yo dieting,he should have just picked a weight and stayed with it.....

by sheila in the car June 21, 2009

boastagram

those offensive,gag inducing and "unreadable" seasonal letters sent out to tell the world how great you and your family are doing

Unfortunately, every Christmas my uncle sends us a boastagram with the latest on his kid's successes

by sheila in the car October 31, 2008

scholarship

getting something,anything for nothing....

Knowing the bartender as well as he did meant Paul was on full scholarship for his drinks for the night

by sheila in the car May 10, 2009

letter "C"

oft-used term on Sesame Street now used to describe a hunched over elderly person

Having assumed the position with her walker, my Aunt Sally walked into the casino as the letter "C"

by sheila in the car July 19, 2010

ididA-rod

contest known for the strength,endurance and howls of its female celebrity participants

see Madonna,Kate Hudson,Cameron Diaz

Women over 60 are not eligible for the IdidA-rod race.

by sheila in the car June 08, 2010