sheila in the car's definitions

ididA-rod

contest known for the strength,endurance and howls of its female celebrity participants

see Madonna,Kate Hudson,Cameron Diaz

Women over 60 are not eligible for the IdidA-rod race.

by sheila in the car June 8, 2010

letter "C"

oft-used term on Sesame Street now used to describe a hunched over elderly person

Having assumed the position with her walker, my Aunt Sally walked into the casino as the letter "C"

by sheila in the car July 19, 2010

a see through

a martini

Paul ordered a see through as soon as he finished his day at the seminar.....

by sheila in the car July 5, 2011

slothmachine

disparaging term used by the very real or

" manly "gamblers at a casino ,who prefer gaming which involves skill,difficulty and great risk ,to describe that of the lowest and laziest form of gambling known as the slotmachine.

It took the casino manager and the rest of my family three days to notice my Aunt Vera had actually passed away while hanging on to the arm of the slothmachine.

by sheila in the car April 16, 2010

the full morty

Derived from the now familiar English term "the full monty" which references a man's full nakedness , "the full morty" best describes the well too familiar look of any man who is fully clothed in a velour or nylon jogging suit...

When Jerry visited his father at his Boca Raton condo, he noticed his father had adopted "the full morty " look....

by sheila in the car November 6, 2011

Pussy Head

When a guy turns his world upside down and throws his past under a bus to be with the woman he loves..

Harry's life choices are suspect because he clearly has a royal case of pussy head.

by sheila in the car March 8, 2021

frontload

drinking any form of alcohol at home prior to hitting the bar scene in order to:

a.)avoid unnecessary partying costs
b.)arrive with a "foreign package"

He had the foresight to frontload before heading out for the night.

by sheila in the car January 28, 2008