Urban Dictionary: Definitions by sheila in the car

crumbledrag

The feeling when you look down at the front of your sweater or look across the table at your date's sweater to find more food on it than on the plate.

Mark experienced crumbledrag when he noticed his blind date's top was covered with bits of her doughnut and in disgust he blurted"Be careful you're getting some of that in your mouth."

crumbledrag by sheila in the car January 13, 2019

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Nanasecond

The time it takes your grandmother to criticize you.

It took my Nana a Nanasecond to tell me I should be married by now.

Nanasecond by sheila in the car December 23, 2018

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Grief hog

The family member whose theatrics and over the top reaction to the loss of the loved one in the family is an effort to seek all the attention and to show everyone the death has hit them the hardest.

Figures the sibling who never cared for or visited our parent in life turned into a total grief hog at the funeral .

Grief hog by sheila in the car September 2, 2018

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Swelter in place

From the law enforcement term regarding safety measure known as Shelter in Place...Swelter in Place is the situation one finds oneself in when faced with a heat wave and no air conditioning or when engaging in a sauna.

The never ending high summer temperatures caused many to Swelter in Place.

Swelter in place by sheila in the car August 7, 2018