adult skittle

pharmaceutically generated pill, the purpose of which is to take"the edge off" a grown up anxiety-laden event such as:

1.)colonoscopy
2.)IRS audit
3.)inlaw visit
4.)Kenny G concert

You cannot get me on a plane until I have taken my adult skittle.

by sheila in the car May 08, 2009

near miss

An aviation term which has gained mainstream usage to describe the unfortunate event of two planes flying so close within an airspace that a passenger of one plane can be heard asking why the passenger of the other is getting steak for dinner.

Due to an aircontroller's ineptitude, the two flights to LAX were in a near miss situation.

by sheila in the car December 19, 2009

thank you dad

term used to describe a son or daughter who hit life's lottery by being spawned by a rich/successful and generous father

Paul's ascendance to the CEO position of his father's company made it official....he was a "thank you dad" kid.

by sheila in the car June 13, 2010

ididA-rod

contest known for the strength,endurance and howls of its female celebrity participants

see Madonna,Kate Hudson,Cameron Diaz

Women over 60 are not eligible for the IdidA-rod race.

by sheila in the car June 07, 2010

turn in your man card

instructional phrase (spoken in a manner which can only be termed as pure disgust)used by one male to another male who has clearly shown he has lost all vestige of manhood.....

When Carl was spotted purchasing a movie ticket to "Eat,Pray Love" ,his pal in line to see Jackie Chan starring as "Jackie Chan in The Jackie Chan Story" yelled out ,"Hey,dude, now you gotta turn in your man card"..........

by sheila in the car August 21, 2010

non-event planner

a take off of the term "event planner" , this term is used to describe one who has absolutely no clue how to give a fun party,arrange a successful gathering, plan a vacation or tour or coordinate any kind of happening time..........

Sally became known as a non-event planner when she arranged for a group tour to visit a museum featuring the history of needlepoint only to arrive to discover it was closed.

by sheila in the car October 14, 2010

TAILGATE

To folllow closely behind an individual authorized with a security scan pass to enter an area or building so as to gain unauthorized entrance

Paul knew the only way he would get into the dorm was to tailgate.

by sheila in the car September 14, 2009