sheila in the car's definitions

course knowledge

A golf term which has gained mainstream popularity to describe one's having an advantage borne of prior experience.

Charles attributed his success with "da womens" to course knowledge.

by sheila in the car June 28, 2009

grief counselor

term used by educators to describe a psychologist,social worker,or any person with a box of kleenex who arrives at the school in the aftermath of an unfortunate event.

When a freak bunsen burner accident singed the moustaches of a male and two female students, the high school called in a grief counselor.

by sheila in the car January 31, 2010

Khlamydia

What a guy is likely to get after doing a Kardashian...

Even Bruce might want to test for Khlamydia.

by sheila in the car June 17, 2013

Influenzer

Person with the flu who insists on sharing it with the public by not staying home .

Sally gained notoriety as an influenzer when she refused to stay home from work when suffering from the flu

by sheila in the car June 19, 2019

gap shot

The view inadvertantly provided by a woman when uncrossing her legs such as in exiting a vehicle

Paparazzi know it is the money shot when they are able to catch a "gap shot" as an actress exits a limo

See Britney Spears,Paris Hilton,Sharon Stone

by sheila in the car June 11, 2009

foxymoron

Of greek origin, this not so contradictory term is universally used to describe a brainless babe.........

See Gisele Bundchen

It took Paul just one date to realize Tiffany was a foxymoron.

by sheila in the car August 7, 2010

high wire act

term used to describe the three large olives on a toothpick which run from side to side in a martini...

Carl ordered his martini with a high wire act....

by sheila in the car July 5, 2011