oldilocks

term used to describe the questionable hairdo of older,balding men/aging hippies who have pony tails

Most "has been" four member rock bands are known as oldilocks and the three bores.......

by sheila in the car July 06, 2009

scholarship

getting something,anything for nothing....

Knowing the bartender as well as he did meant Paul was on full scholarship for his drinks for the night

by sheila in the car May 11, 2009

Fool Chain

Not to be confused with Mother Nature's caste system known as the Food Chain...This term is used for the hierarchy or strata that best describes the level of an idiot, a fool .
The bigger the idiot the higher up the Fool Chain.

Licking a toilet seat on camera and posting the picture puts Dan higher up the Fool Chain.

by sheila in the car March 28, 2020

Amni-idiotic fluid

The uterine fluid which supports a fetus within the womb of an absolute moron mother to be...

See Snooki

It was a safe bet any spawn coming from her amni-idiotic fluid

would not be a rocket scientist.

by sheila in the car March 05, 2012

bty

text question which combines " by the way" and "why" as in

"by the why"?

Carl texted Paul ... bty "dude,waz up with da hair"

by sheila in the car September 14, 2009

excouplet

term used to describe the close relationship which often develops between one's ex wives or ex girlfriends as both share a common bond of hatred.......

Paul's first and second wife became an excouplet immediately upon hearing of his third marriage to a twenty year old.

by sheila in the car June 13, 2010

captain bringdown

pejorative term used to best describe the guy at the party who kills the mood with a depressing story

The soiree quickly went south when Carl ,aka "captain bringdown",
mentioned his
puppy died.
See "Debbie Downer"

by sheila in the car June 10, 2009