Definitions by sheila in the car

front load 

drinking alcohol of any kind before heading out to a party

Paul arrived at the party with a foreign package because he had the foreskin to front load before he got there.

front load by sheila in the car January 11, 2009

poopflinger 

person who is totally full of it

It took me two minutes to figure out my sister's boyfriend was a poopflinger

poopflinger by sheila in the car November 1, 2008

mongojerry 

abnormal

Every summer we have to go visit my mongojerry cousins in Kansas

mongojerry by sheila in the car November 1, 2008

boastagram 

those offensive,gag inducing and "unreadable" seasonal letters sent out to tell the world how great you and your family are doing

Unfortunately, every Christmas my uncle sends us a boastagram with the latest on his kid's successes

boastagram by sheila in the car October 31, 2008

foreign package 

Alcohol, of any kind,consumed in private and in advance of appearing at the party destination

Even before he fell off the balcony it was clear to all he had arrived at the party with a "foreign package"

foreign package by sheila in the car October 9, 2008

fraidy bum 

the technical term for the inability to release when ready in a foreign bathroom facility

Tragically he was forced to cut short his vacation on account of fraidy bum.

fraidy bum by sheila in the car March 24, 2008

frontload 

drinking any form of alcohol at home prior to hitting the bar scene in order to:

a.)avoid unnecessary partying costs
b.)arrive with a "foreign package"

He had the foresight to frontload before heading out for the night.

frontload by sheila in the car January 28, 2008