113 definitions by sheila in the car

Heave ho ho ho

Noun. As in to get or receive, it is the removal of someone from your life or getting fired just at Christmas time...

Sally knew Christmas was the season of giving so she finally decided to give her boyfriend Paul the heave ho ho ho.

by sheila in the car December 2, 2012

mongojerry

abnormal

Every summer we have to go visit my mongojerry cousins in Kansas

by sheila in the car September 18, 2008

scholarship

getting something,anything for nothing....

Knowing the bartender as well as he did meant Paul was on full scholarship for his drinks for the night

by sheila in the car May 11, 2009

Fool Chain

Not to be confused with Mother Nature's caste system known as the Food Chain...This term is used for the hierarchy or strata that best describes the level of an idiot, a fool .
The bigger the idiot the higher up the Fool Chain.

Licking a toilet seat on camera and posting the picture puts Dan higher up the Fool Chain.

by sheila in the car March 28, 2020

cobe disease

meaning "Coming Out Both Ends"
non medical term for the symptoms which arise from engaging in the excesses of mexican fare and tequila...

Just after stumbling out of "Tacos R Us" Paul came down with a mucho case of "cobe disease"

by sheila in the car April 26, 2009

in chino veritas

little known latin term for going without underpants

Carl was know for in chino veritas....

by sheila in the car January 23, 2010

When Push Comes to Shiv

When a conflict between two escalates to the point of causing one to suffer even greater physical harm by the other

Often in jail or a tv series "When Push Comes to Shiv", a disagreement between two quickly can move to a devastating outcome for one .

by sheila in the car May 30, 2023