cynical wankers

Those who ruin your fun by complaining about/ hating on something

There are a ton of them on this site......guess who they are

by Shawn B. September 03, 2003

baby box

Another way of saying crib, bassinet, or play pen; a place where you put your baby to play or sleep.

Mrs. France put little Janelle in her baby box so that she and Mr. France couls share some much-needed 'them time' on the veranda.

by Shawn B. December 16, 2003

Vegan

One who tries not to eat ANY animal products, not even milk or cheese.

I've never seen a vegan around.

by Shawn B. June 09, 2003

Drunk Budgie Ballet

See The Dance of the Drunken Parakeet for definition.

Every time I even look at her cage, Polly does the Drunk Budgie Ballet.

by Shawn B. December 06, 2003

Bloop

The sound made when one farts in water.

Bloooooop bloop!
-Crap! I shouldn't have eaten those fish tacos!

by Shawn B. April 17, 2003

pajock

1. A word in the play Hamlet meaning, 'peacock'. Peacocks had a bad reputation in Shakespeare's day...

2. One who behaves in a disgustingly fickle manner, often without any warning and for no reason at all.

Polly is being a pajock today...

by Shawn B. December 06, 2003

what the ladies want

Okay, I'll enlighten you guys on this subject... here are some basic things that women want:
A- A man with a functioning brain, the ability to think with something else than his dick (or stomach), a decent job, the intelligence to bathe and groom himself and the capacity to be compassionate, caring, and empathetic without thinking this makes him a pussy.
B- Money. Hey, it makes the world go round!
C-Health, success in life, and a better role in society than a 'video ho' or some ditzy starlet who puts beauty over brains.

I hope I've cleared things up for you... It's not all that difficult to figure out. (hint: follow the golden rule)

by Shawn B. October 11, 2003