splatter

When something spreads out across whatever it lands on. Usually done by soft, mushy substances as opposed to solids.

The rotten tomato splattered when it hit the window.

by Shawn B. June 19, 2003

diarrhea of the mouth

Talking too much, usually about something unimportant.

Susie has diarrhea of the mouth.

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

shotgun

When you sneeze so hard the snot exits your nose through both nostrils, hence the name.

I hate having allergies and a cold at the same time; I tend to do a lot of shotguns then.

by Shawn B. May 15, 2003

ashanti

Possessor of freakishly large sideburns and the annoying catch phrase, 'ooh, baby, baby...'. She has no true talent; she just sings the hooks on every song made by Ja Rule or the person whose arm she's currently latched onto in the music business.

Hark! I am Ashanti, spouter of crappy hooks, bearer of huge sideburns, possessor of no talent whatsoever! Kneel before me and buy Murder Pink's latest travesties against music...

by Shawn B. June 19, 2003

random act of faggotry

When a dude suddenly does something extremely gay, like crossing his legs when he sits down. This has been known to destroy many good relationships.

My cousin's ex-girlfriend's hairdresser's nephew committed a random act of faggotry when he declined to go mountain climbing. His reason: "It'll ruin my manicure."

by Shawn B. May 19, 2003

cute

Someone/something you just want to:
A. Glomp
B. Give them a big hug and kiss
C. Keep for a pet
D. Go with/marry

Quatre Raberba Winner is cute

by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

Lupin

The star of Lupin the 3rd; he is the clever master thief of the group who acts like a cross between Master Rochi on DBZ and a hyperactive toddler who has eaten 1789 times his weight in sugar. He is always one step away from getting caught, but is clever enough to think up strategies to keep him from being Bib Joe's prison wife.

Somebody give Lupin some Ritalin; he's swinging from the chandeliers again!!!!

by Shawn B. June 06, 2003