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Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell

A force to be dealt with, especially if you go to TTHS. Basically, any security guard at that particular high school. They are prone to attack people for these reasons:
1. The sky is blue
2. They're not high anymore
3. That person exists
4. They're stupid
5. Their anus hurts
6. They were on Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer and you just happened to be standing there
7. They feel like s**t, so they want to make you feel like s**t, too
8. Any reason you can think of.
Me: Oh, what a lovely day, la la la la...
Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hell: Move out of the way....*mumbles something about not gettin any humboldt last week and reeking of smoke and urine*
Me: *move politely but flip them off behind their backs* What a dickhead...
by Shawn B. January 15, 2007
mugGet the Krackhead Security Guard From the Seventh Ring of Hellmug.

Super Buu

The tall, smart, and extremely evil version of Majin Buu. He is Majin Buu's evil side and ends up killing his flabby, stupid counterpart later on in the Buu Saga. Can also be called Crackmonkey Buu or Stoner Buu because of his resemblance to the crackheads often found on the rough side of town.
by Shawn B. May 18, 2003
mugGet the Super Buumug.

circumflex

by Shawn B. November 2, 2003
mugGet the circumflexmug.

monatomic

Phrase used to describe an element whose atoms are not connected to each other in its pure (unreacted) state.
by Shawn B. September 29, 2003
mugGet the monatomicmug.

superfag

He has three women going through menopause trapped inside his body, which explains his effeminate proclivities. (ie, wearing daisy dukes)
Everyone hates superfag because he's a jerk-off with deplorabe fashion taste and he doesn't know how to count.
by Shawn B. October 16, 2003
mugGet the superfagmug.

The Religion Nazi

One who forces their religion down another's throat in an effort to 'educate the ignorant/unenlightened'. These people are well known for every wrong to ever fall upon mankind, as well as the birth of the atheist and the agnostic.
News flash, guys; God gave us the Bible to TEACH, not to BELABOUR! If they want to be Christian/Jewish/Muslim/Buddist/whatever, they'll do whatever they can to convert, If they don't, don't force them; you'll just make more atheists.
by Shawn B. November 2, 2003
mugGet the The Religion Nazimug.

butt-monkey

A monkey that lives in somebody's butt, or a very pesky person who you want to feed to a rabid Mako shark.
Stop being such a butt-monkey and help me clean this garage!
by Shawn B. May 22, 2003
mugGet the butt-monkeymug.

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