by Shawn B. March 28, 2003

Stop being a hater just because Shawn has a good job, a sexy husband and a slammin' ride...while you're still in the ghetto with the 12 kids you had by 12 different men.
by Shawn B. March 29, 2003

by Shawn B. April 14, 2003

A puppet show based on real life crank calls. It comes on Tuesday nights at 9:00 CST on Comedy Central.
My next door nieghbor taped every episode of Crank Yankers, even the one where the little girl says, 'Do you have 8 pound balls?'
by Shawn B. April 26, 2003

-I'll take a Philly cheese-steak, please.
-Ah, yes....the Cadillac of all sandwiches. That'll be $5.38
-Ah, yes....the Cadillac of all sandwiches. That'll be $5.38
by Shawn B. June 17, 2003

by Shawn B. October 26, 2003

A guy destined to flirt with every girl he sees in an attempt to score. Usually ugly, stupid, and in need of a bath.
Bootie chasers practically live in my school; many try to approach me, but I usually send them on their way with a "Get lost" or a " Go f**k yourself"
by Shawn B. April 14, 2003
