blackaded

To be obstructed from movement at normal speed by the presence of slow-moving African Americans intent on monopolizing the entire sidewalk, escalator, hallway, etc...

I would have been here sooner, but I got blackaded.

by Sharty July 20, 2012

snoilet

a snake in a toilet ready to bite your ass as soon as you sit down

omg i got bit by a snoilet as i was sitting down ready to shart 😫

by sharty January 29, 2021

snoilet

a snake in a toilet ready to bite when your ass touches the toilet

omg i got bit by snoilet as i sat down to shart.

by sharty January 29, 2021

shart

a cross between a fart and a shit; where u've intended to fart but u shit in your pants instead.

Little Boy: Daddy, I've sharted on my pants! I had only wanted to fart.......

by sharty December 17, 2008