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Shabnam

A customer wearing the sporty style from the 2012 video game New Style Boutique who is known in the fanon universe as a British celebrity.
I’M GOING TO SHABNAM’S CONCERT ON 1 JUNE I’M SCREAMING
by shabnamfan2007 May 29, 2025
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4 July

Also known in another universe as “let’s punch people with cutesy names infinite times till they’re injured” day.
The person getting punched will keep telling you to stop over and over again until you finally realize that you’ve hurt their feelings.
It’s funny to most people but bullying and disrespectful to some who think childish people (including over 18s) should be respected.
Can be done with people whose names are Tommy, Edie, Quinn, Tia, etc.
Braylee: *whistles in the street*
*3 people come with clenched fists*
Braylee: huh?
3 people in unison: HELLO, SOMEONE TOLD US YOUR NAME IS BRAYLEE AND YOU ARE SO DAMN CHILDISH, RIGHT? IF YOU FOUND US HERE, WE’RE GONNA PUNCH YOU BECAUSE IT’S PUNCHING PEOPLE WITH CUTESY NAMES UNTIL YOU’RE INJURED IN A LOOP DAY. TODAY IS 4 JULY 2025.
Braylee: because I’m 15 and have a cute name and… …I’m hyperactive?
Person 1: YES. AND AS WE SAID, IT WILL NEVER END
Braylee: What? NO, please do not do this, or I’ll call my uncle…
Person 2: WE’RE GONNA DO IT EVEN IF YOU TELL YOUR UNCLE ON US.
*the three people started punching her repeatedly*
Braylee: STOOOOOOP, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP YOU’RE HURTING ME, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! THIS IS JUST BULLYING A INNOCENT ENERGETIC PERSON!!
*the three people laugh anyways as they beat her to a pulp even though until she called her uncle*
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
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Pomp

To fart on someone repeatedly if you have enough gas in your body for minutes or hours or even a whole day to make them feel sick or to pee/poop themselves in a really funny and sometimes gross way.
Also means to oppose someone in a way that makes them feel they don’t want to be here anymore.
Teacher: Ok Johnson Greeves, you are going to pomp on a girl called Idgie for 20 minutes. YOU CANNOT STOP.
*he pomps on her for 20 minutes until she gets sick*
Johnson: Well then, Idgie, do you feel sick now? I ate 10 gallons of beans this week! BEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Idgie: Yeah… That… is pretty much disgusting and weird… I mean, farting on people for 20 whole minutes until they gget sick… I saw a lot of people do it with a lot of women AND men and they either soiled or wetted themselves or vomited everywhere. The people who, well, POMPED at them all laughed at the end.
Johnson: Well it’s funny, more people should get into it! I’m gonna tell Jackie, Milo, Cece, and Kayleigh-Rose to try this out…
Idgie: Argh, not them…
Johnson: Yes them! PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH! I’m gonna do it tomorrow!
Idgie: Well, ok, suit yourself, I hope you’ve had fun. I’m going back to sixth form.
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
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Justin Biba

Brazilians’ way of mocking Justin Bieber, usually used as an hate-name but can be a tease used by fans AND non-fans.
Derived from the word “biba” meaning “gay man” in Portuguese because it sounds like his surname.
Ai gente, vou admitir to ouvindo Justin Biba.
by shabnamfan2007 August 13, 2025
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(づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ

(づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ
(づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ
by shabnamfan2007 June 1, 2025
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Shabnam Melina Rooney

The full name of Shabnam, a famous fanon British entertainer.
Shabnam Melina Rooney was born in Northampton on 26 April 2002.
by shabnamfan2007 June 6, 2025
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Aggiemu Ihi Jahama

The stage name of the fanon American-Japanese singer Sobie.
Her name is Aggiemu Ihi Jahama? Strange… I read that she said she hated her first name so everybody started to call her Aggie. I’m glad she made that decision.
by shabnamfan2007 May 25, 2025
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