sexie chocolate's definitions
Remember the bitch from "Varsity Blues" who covered herself in whipped cream and threw herself at her man's friend? THAT'S A LOOSE-ASS HEFFA!
by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004
Get the loose-ass heffamug. A grown man who just can't seem to pull himself off his mother's left tit(or her right one, for that matter.)
Me and Jeremy were goin' at it like dogs in his basement, and his mother yells at him to come help with the groceries, and he throws his jeans on and runs to her like a bitch. What a mama's boy!
by sexie chocolate October 23, 2004
Get the mama's boymug. Shemp shoulda kicked Moe's ass for all the shit he did to him. You DO NOT let a grown ass man hit you over the head with a 2x4 and do nothing! Moe had an ass whompin' comin for dat!
by sexie chocolate September 28, 2004
Get the Shempmug. losers who've never got their rocks off with a member of the oppposite (or for you liberals, the same) sex.
Hopefully there are no real-life "40 Year-Old Virgins". If so, you're fucking sad and need to buy a prostitute so you can join in on what the rest of the free fucking world has already experienced.
by sexie chocolate January 1, 2006
Get the virginmug. Those inbred moonshiners who live in the hills of Tennessee and West Virginia who keep you up all night with their exploding meth labs.
Tom: That hill trash is still up making all that goddamn noise! Call the sherriff!
Katie: Can't. He's in the back of his squad car banging his granddaughter.
Katie: Can't. He's in the back of his squad car banging his granddaughter.
by sexie chocolate May 15, 2007
Get the hill trashmug. 1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.
2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.
2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.
1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.
2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"
Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."
2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"
Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."
by sexie chocolate November 13, 2004
Get the free readingmug.