sexie chocolate's definitions

huggy bear

That pimp-ass nigga from Starsky and Hutch. Looks like superfly.

"who in the hell came up with the name "huggy bear?"

by sexie chocolate October 4, 2004

hill trash

Those loud, inbred backwoods folks of Tennessee and West Virginia who keep you up all night with their exploding meth labs.

Ted: I can't sleep with all that hill trash noise! Call the sherriff!
Jenny: Can't. He's banging his granddaughter in the back of the squad car.

by sexie chocolate May 19, 2007

blunt

Any brand of store bought cigar (phillies, white owls, swishers, or the "leafy" kinds like optimo or garcia y vega or el producto) that is cut open, the tobacco dumped out, and refilled with weed. Makes potheads happy, but pisses off those poor little migrant workers that slave all day cutting that damn tobacco. Blunts are a great habit to enjoy all day, every day.

1) I sit on my couch and blaze blunts with my peoples whenever I ain't at work, or just by my damn self, I don't give a FUUUUUUCK!!!
2) I ain't smoking no schwag in my blunt! Nigga you must be crazy! Now pass the hydro!

by sexie chocolate December 23, 2004

mama's boy

A grown man who just can't seem to pull himself off his mother's left tit(or her right one, for that matter.)

Me and Jeremy were goin' at it like dogs in his basement, and his mother yells at him to come help with the groceries, and he throws his jeans on and runs to her like a bitch. What a mama's boy!

by sexie chocolate October 23, 2004

Condoleezza Rice

High on the U.S government ladder as the National Security Advisor. Could possibly end up the first (Black) woman president if she tried, but can someone...

PLEASE find that desperate looking, gap-toothed bitch a man????????

by sexie chocolate October 30, 2004

free reading

1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.
2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.

1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.
2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"
Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."

by sexie chocolate November 13, 2004