22 definitions by set abominae
Kataklysm, is a fucking awesome Death Metal band from Canada. Their recent albums have kicked more ass than Chuck Norris. Shadows and Dust, Serenity in Fire, and In the Arms of Devastation are awesome albums that any TRUE metal fan should take a look at.
Poser Metal fan "Dood! Liek, what's Kataklysm? Are they as brutal as Slipknot?"
Set "Slipknot couldn't hold a god damn candle to the greatness of this band. GTFO and go buy In the Arms of Devastation."
Set "Slipknot couldn't hold a god damn candle to the greatness of this band. GTFO and go buy In the Arms of Devastation."
by set abominae March 15, 2007
Alive in Athens is arguably the greatest live album ever recorded. This fantastic album proves that Matt Barlow truly has one of the best voices in metal ever. If you don't own this album, get out to the store and buy it.
by set abominae June 24, 2007
A progressive power metal band that pwns. Melancholy Beast and Legend of the Bone Carver are awesome. Plus, they now have Matt Barlow, the greatest vocalist ever.
by set abominae August 31, 2007
Matt Barlow is the former Iced Earth lead vocalist. He has the best metal voice known to man, and is probably the main reason why the band kicked so much ass. He left after the events on 9/11 to peruse a career as a law enforcement officer. The fans of Iced Earth were extremely saddened by his departure, but support his decision to do whatever he wants with his life. Iced Earth currently has Tim "Ripper" Owens on vocals. Owens is not quite as good as Barlow was, but is still a solid vocalist.
Set "Did you know that the voice of Jesus sounds very similar to that of Matt Barlow's voice. The only difference is that Jesus's voice isn't as cool."
by set abominae March 15, 2007
by set abominae March 15, 2007
Dragonforce is a power metal band that somehow managed to gain a huge fan base and a ton of media attention, even though better bands exist. Dragonforce isn't a terrible band, however their fan base has caused them to become vastly overrated, turning the group into one big fatass moon that is now blocking the better bands from coming into the light. Their vocalist also sounds like he needs to go to a different genre, as his voice doesn't fit metal at all. Dragonforces guitarists are quite talented actually, but they aren't quite as good as the fans make them out to be.
When recording in the studio, Dragonforce manages to achieve an epic feeling to their music, however their live performances are probably among the sloppiest of metal bands today.
When recording in the studio, Dragonforce manages to achieve an epic feeling to their music, however their live performances are probably among the sloppiest of metal bands today.
Dragonforce fan "Hey dood! Did you see Dragonforce live! Oh man, that was the most kickass thing i've ever seen!!!"
Set "Yeah, if by kickass you mean sloppy riffs and a singer who can't sing or keep up with the music."
Dragonforce fan "Shut up! Dragonforce is the heaviest metal known to man!!"
Set "O rly? Is that what you think? Nice job proving you don't listen to very much metal. GTFO."
Set "Yeah, if by kickass you mean sloppy riffs and a singer who can't sing or keep up with the music."
Dragonforce fan "Shut up! Dragonforce is the heaviest metal known to man!!"
Set "O rly? Is that what you think? Nice job proving you don't listen to very much metal. GTFO."
by set abominae March 15, 2007
Final Fantasy 7 is one of the most overrated games of all time. While overrated, Final Fantasy 7 is an extremely solid RPG, however, the fan base has made the game out to be FAR MORE than it actually is.
Also see: Dragonforce
This game follows the Adventures of a couple of kids as they set out to take down a evil corporation as well as a very Emo main villain. This game got so many stupid fanboys to have organisms, that a movie was made by Square called Advent Children. This movie, as you can probably guess, is also extremely overrated, the difference is that the movie isn't even any good.
Also see: Dragonforce
This game follows the Adventures of a couple of kids as they set out to take down a evil corporation as well as a very Emo main villain. This game got so many stupid fanboys to have organisms, that a movie was made by Square called Advent Children. This movie, as you can probably guess, is also extremely overrated, the difference is that the movie isn't even any good.
Set "I played some Final Fantasy 7 last night, and it was a very enjoyable game i must say."
FF junkie "WTF are you talkin' bout dude!?! IT'S DA BEST GAME EVAR!!"
Set "Jesus man! Don't blow your fucking load over it!!"
FF junkie "WTF are you talkin' bout dude!?! IT'S DA BEST GAME EVAR!!"
Set "Jesus man! Don't blow your fucking load over it!!"
by set abominae March 18, 2007