Bro vs. Wade

When bros don’t use protection for sex.

“Dude, nobody’s got a condom here and Sally wants me to slam her —I guess I’m gonna have to go Bro vs. Wade.”

by sebastian crucial December 07, 2006

brocephus

A bro who is really into country music.

"Brian still listens to Garth Brooks, he's such a brocephus."

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

bro it all

The bro who knows it all, or thinks he does.

“Dannys a total bro it all-he thinks knows everything about Converge.”

by sebastian crucial December 07, 2006

Broanoke

Collectively all the Bros in the city of Roanoke, VA.

bro1:"Were having a Brodown tonight with all of Broanoke."
bro2:"Fuck yeah, I love those bros!"

by sebastian crucial December 07, 2006

boss pimp

The biggest pimp around. Amazing/Influential member of the african american community.

charlie brown:"martin lutha kang was a boss pimp"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

hesh the gnar

even better than shredding the gnar.

bro1:"Hey dude you wanna go shred the gnar?"
bro2:"FUCK NA, lets hesh the gnar"
bro1:"Deal!"

by sebastian crucial January 28, 2007

crassanova

Some dude who is an crass and an asshole but somehow is cool/rad enought to get his way with lots of babes because for some unknown reason lots of girls are attracted to getting treated like shit.

dude1:"Did you hear about Johnny?"
dude2:"Yeah didn't he pinch Megans nose and make her swallow his cum after a blowjob?"
dude1:"Haha yeah, she loves him though. Damn he's such a Crassanova"

by sebastian crucial December 07, 2006