sebastian crucial's definitions

bro in the dark

A bro who’s never tan, and is so white that he looks like he could glow in the dark.

“Justin needs to take his shirt off and get a tan—if he doesn’t he’ll bro in the dark.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

Bro vs. Wade

When bros don’t use protection for sex.

“Dude, nobody’s got a condom here and Sally wants me to slam her —I guess I’m gonna have to go Bro vs. Wade.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

hesh the gnar

even better than shredding the gnar.

bro1:"Hey dude you wanna go shred the gnar?"
bro2:"FUCK NA, lets hesh the gnar"
bro1:"Deal!"

by sebastian crucial January 28, 2007

Broanoke

Collectively all the Bros in the city of Roanoke, VA.

bro1:"Were having a Brodown tonight with all of Broanoke."
bro2:"Fuck yeah, I love those bros!"

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

bro it all

The bro who knows it all, or thinks he does.

“Dannys a total bro it all-he thinks knows everything about Converge.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

boss pimp

The biggest pimp around. Amazing/Influential member of the african american community.

charlie brown:"martin lutha kang was a boss pimp"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006

sebastard

Anyone named Sebastian who happens to also be a bastard (literally or figuratively)

dude1"whats that asshole's name again?"
dude2"uhhh sebastian I think."
dude1"you mean sebastard"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006