sebastian crucial's definitions

bro it all

The bro who knows it all, or thinks he does.

“Dannys a total bro it all-he thinks knows everything about Converge.”

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

hesh the gnar

even better than shredding the gnar.

bro1:"Hey dude you wanna go shred the gnar?"
bro2:"FUCK NA, lets hesh the gnar"
bro1:"Deal!"

by sebastian crucial January 28, 2007

Broanoke

Collectively all the Bros in the city of Roanoke, VA.

bro1:"Were having a Brodown tonight with all of Broanoke."
bro2:"Fuck yeah, I love those bros!"

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

Yo Booty

A phrase commonly used to attract a babe's attention. If yelled in inner city RVA it will make girls will turn and look like its their name.

"Matt saw some hot scene sluts after the ETID show, so he leaned out of the car window and yelled 'Yo Booty!' and got one of thier numbers"

by sebastian crucial December 7, 2006

dished

To be wasted, usually from bud and beer.

bro1: Yo, can you drive down to the sev?
bro2: Na, dude i'm straight dished.

by sebastian crucial March 25, 2007

quad-gnar

4 times as gnarly as the usual gnarly.

dude did you see him rip that jersey slashback? that was quad-gnar brah!

by sebastian crucial November 30, 2006

sebastard

Anyone named Sebastian who happens to also be a bastard (literally or figuratively)

dude1"whats that asshole's name again?"
dude2"uhhh sebastian I think."
dude1"you mean sebastard"

by sebastian crucial December 14, 2006