holy shit on a rope

Something my (many-times) boss Mike says. Don't ask me why. But it's pretty cool.

Lesbian #3: Mr. Jim just wrecked the forklift again.

Mike: Holy shit on a rope!

Muff: Fuck you, Mr. Jim!

by Sean Brian Kirby October 04, 2005

Ach du Freakin' Lieber Himmel

'Ach du Lieber Himmel' is the way Germans say, "Oh, for the love of heaven!" Add, "Freakin'," and that's a curse you'll hear me say all the time. Dunno' why. Just do. Has a certain ring...

"Fa-shi-fur-fra - Ach du Freakin' Lieber Himmel!"

by Sean Brian Kirby October 04, 2005

cock

1. Slang for the male member. Usually on the big side, as opposed to a "ding-ding." 2. What old black men call pussy. 3. To rack a slide or pull back a hammer. 4. A rooster.

1. Mine is a fat cock.
2. Boy, you need to get you some cock!
3. Cock the gun and fire at will.
4. She has a big, pretty white cock on the other side of the barn.

by Sean Brian Kirby November 01, 2004

doggie

To have sex with a girl who's on all fours.

She had the greatest ass; I could have doggied with her all day long.

by Sean Brian Kirby May 03, 2005

pushing the beans

Euphemistically, female masturbation.

He had her so frustrated after licking her neck 'cause he was too shy to kiss her, she had to go home and push the beans.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 21, 2004

Turska chekia

Literally, "Turkish handjob." The Bulgarian way of saying "titty-fucking."

Malki tsitsi - nyama Turska chekia.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 03, 2005

snooty

Snobbish, stuck-up.

That snooty bitch just looked askance at me!

by Sean Brian Kirby February 14, 2004