sean brian kirby's definitions

Hufty McGufty

The sound women must listen to when disinterested in the outcome. (Australian origin.)

She lay on her back, listening to the Hufty McGufty, and thought, "what day is it tomorrow"

by Sean Brian Kirby March 14, 2005

Creeping Death

1 : A song about Passover. 2 : A Metallica song, c.1984. 3 : A song among the greatest Metal-tunes of all time. 4 : The angel of death.

Oh holy shucks - Creeping Death is playing on 98Rock!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

torpedo tits

A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.

Wow, that girl has torpedo tits!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 3, 2003

Kofi Annan

The corrupt, ineffectual One-World bitch who currently heads the UN.

Kofi Annan does nothing about genocides, oversees the rapes of 9-year-olds, and is weak and dangerous in the face of tyranny. Plus he gets paid, and then some.

by Sean Brian Kirby May 5, 2005

Soixante neuf

French for sixty nine.

To demonstrate how poorly I counted in Froggish, I said, "Un, deux, trois, cinq, soixante neuf," and she gasped.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 30, 2004

scram

To leave with much haste.

Hey, there's my Mom! I better scam.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

rice rocket

My belovéd (late) 1978 Kawasaki KZ400.

When my Texan friend saw me and my bike coming, he'd cry out, "Rice Rocket!"

by Sean Brian Kirby June 12, 2003