Definitions by sean brian kirby

holy shit on a rope 

Something my (many-times) boss Mike says. Don't ask me why. But it's pretty cool.

Lesbian #3: Mr. Jim just wrecked the forklift again.

Mike: Holy shit on a rope!

Muff: Fuck you, Mr. Jim!

holy shit on a rope by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ 

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

Holy Shittin' Jesus 

What my Jewish grandmother used to say. Like, when she was sewing.

"Holy Shittin' Jesus - I just dropped another button!"

Holy Shittin' Jesus by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

Ach du Freakin' Lieber Himmel 

'Ach du Lieber Himmel' is the way Germans say, "Oh, for the love of heaven!" Add, "Freakin'," and that's a curse you'll hear me say all the time. Dunno' why. Just do. Has a certain ring...

"Fa-shi-fur-fra - Ach du Freakin' Lieber Himmel!"

Ach du Freakin' Lieber Himmel by Sean Brian Kirby October 8, 2005

goliama shibena kutchka 

Bulgarian for, "Big Fucking Bitch."

Moya goliama shibena kutchka chte doide.

goliama shibena kutchka by Sean Brian Kirby October 6, 2005

Turska chekia 

Literally, "Turkish handjob." The Bulgarian way of saying "titty-fucking."

Malki tsitsi - nyama Turska chekia.

Turska chekia by Sean Brian Kirby October 6, 2005

smoker 

An incredibly hot woman.

Most every woman in Bulgaria is a smoker.

smoker by Sean Brian Kirby July 16, 2005