scottysullivan's definitions

balljak

When participating in a game of balljak one must steal all of the "balls" of the other player.

Person A: Yoink!
Person B: I Got Balljaked!

by scottysullivan September 26, 2006

arse floss

1.Any liquid, gas or solid that comes out of ur rectum/anus/arse/ass/crack/cheesehole.

2.When candy floss is ramed up a mans arse so hard it comes out his penis

A: Whoa whats that?
B: Ey! Its arse floss

by scottysullivan October 3, 2006

holy grill

The grill of which god cooked his most sacred and harmonious burgers and chicken. Sounds nice, ey!

A:Where is the holy grill?
B:Over there mate
A:Cheers

by scottysullivan October 3, 2006

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

1. A character off of the well known television series "The Mitchell and Webb Look"

2. A poor tramp that comes from a rich family that has to steal joints, beer and cigarettes to live a normal lifestyle

A: My name is Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

by scottysullivan October 3, 2006

Abraham Lincoln

1. A former US President
2. A dirty man that supposedly has sex with prostitues and women of high soceity constantly and vigorously
3. When someone does the act of cumming/ejaculating on ones face then shaving off ones pubic hair(pubes) and smacking them onto their face where you cummed.

A: I did an Abraham Lincoln
B: Yeah, hahahahhahahha

by scottysullivan October 3, 2006

jackmore

1. Jacking off in your parents bed
2. Jacking off over one of your parents face when they are asleep(depending on who you like the least)
3. Doing a huge shit on the floor and then picking some up weith your index finger and ramming it into someones eye...

then jacking off over them while they are screaming in agony rolling around on the floor, blind

1: OMG.. You totally jackmore(d) that guy
2: Yeah awesome!

by scottysullivan October 3, 2006

fishy pussy

1. A womans pussy that smells remotely like a fish
2. A woman that stuffs large fish in their pussy for the amusmant of others

1: That chick has a fishy pussy
2: LOL

by scottysullivan October 3, 2006