Definitions by scotte61

epiffleny 

The moment of realization, almost like divine revelation, that things you have been worrying about aren't worth worrying about. epiphany + piffle = epiffleny.

While lazing in bed trying to decide which chores to do first, I had an epiffleny that every one of them could wait another day.

epiffleny by scotte61 July 8, 2009

ofb 

1. Online Flirt buddy. One with whom one has some degree of cybersex.
A common four-letter word starting with F is frequently substituted for Flirt.

Her OFB got cold feet when he heard she was coming to town.

ofb by scotte61 September 17, 2008

ambulatory scenery 

An oblique reference to one or more attractive individuals. A socially acceptable way of publicly referring to hotties.

Around the office water cooler: "The ambulatory scenery at the club was amazing, last night."

ambulatory scenery by scotte61 December 20, 2007

wrecktify

The opposite of rectify. To take an otherwise okay situation and turn it into a complete train wreck.

I wouldn't have thought I like drama in my life, but given the way I wrecktify happy situations, I must.

wrecktify by scotte61 September 6, 2007

mammoflage 

A thick bra, loose shirt, or other protective covering to prevent a woman's nipples or areolas from showing.

Since the air-conditioning in the hotel conference room was set to "iceberg", she decided to dart back up to her room for a sweater to use as mammoflage during her presentation.

mammoflage by scotte61 November 9, 2006

OFB 

Online Flirt buddy. One with whom one has some degree of cybersex.
A common four-letter word starting with F is frequently substituted for Flirt.

Her OFB got cold feet when he heard she was coming to town.

OFB by scotte61 September 6, 2006