scodder's definitions

did you have sex with my barn owl

Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.

A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.

Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.

He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."

by scodder May 14, 2010

rainbow trout

A rainbow trout is a trouser trout that has been painted in the rainbow colors of the gay pride movement.

Very festive.

To add a bit of zip to the parade, Buford took out his rainbow trout and waved it around.

There was much applause.

by scodder May 14, 2010

pants hampster

A pants hampster is a hampster that totally studly guys keep in their pants to impress hot chicks.

Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.

Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.

by scodder May 13, 2010

bat sandwich

A bat sandwich is a lightly killed fried bat served on seed bread with mayo and arugula.

As Bosworth bit into his bat sandwich he noticed that the wings were deliciously crunchy.

What a gourmet treat, he thought.

by scodder May 12, 2010

rabbit boner

A rabbit boner is a tiny, wretched boner.

When Fred asked Melinda to "suck my mighty dong" he pointed to his rabbit boner.

She laughed loudly and left.

by scodder May 10, 2010

diseased wombat

A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.

Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.

by scodder May 10, 2010

fallopia

Fallopia is where sperm go if they've been good.

Sperm 1: Are we going to fallopia?

Sperm 2: Totally dude!

Sperm 1: Cool, what's for dinner?

Sperm 2: I hear we get egg...

by scodder May 9, 2010