thruster bunny

A thruster bunny is a sexually crazed rabbit who humps everything.

Bob: Why is there white goo all over everything, including the cat?

Ned: Thruster bunny.

Bob: When I catch that insane rodent I'm going to cut him into jerky!

by scodder February 15, 2014

rejaculation

Rejaculation is where you want to blow your wad, but can't, so you keep trying until you do.

"If you want to get preggers," said Tyrone to Suzie, "I'm going to have to try for a rejaculation, so keep pumping."

"Unnngha, aaargh!" said Suzie, grinding her muff against his turgid meat pipe.

by scodder July 06, 2010

sevenskin

A foreskin so long you can fill it with air and make balloon animals.

Fred's sevenskin was so long he had to tuck it into the top of his sock so he could walk without tripping over it.

by scodder April 07, 2010

homo fart

A homo fart is a guy blowing off a semen-filled fart.

"Did you just blow a homo fart?" asked Nathan.

"Er... of course not," stammered Luigi.

"I can smell the jizz, dude," said Nathan.

Luigi turned bright red and ran away.

by scodder June 16, 2010

rat muff

Rat muff means rat vagina.

A constant quest of male rats.

"Did you get any rat muff last night?" asked Rafael Rat, looking somewhat hung over.

"Oh yeah, dude, I shagged my tail off," replied Rastus.

by scodder June 15, 2010

sperm teddy

A sperm teddy is a crusty old teddy bear used to wipe up the results of whacking off.

Darnell: Hey, I can't find my sperm teddy!

Franconi: Sorry, I just used it. It's a little gooey.

by scodder September 29, 2012

dog fluffer

A dog fluffer is someone who prepares male dogs for breeding by manual stimulation.

Carlo: Why do you smell like dog spooge?

Fredo: I got a job as a dog fluffer. I'm so ashamed.

Carlo: There, there...

by scodder November 05, 2012