Definitions by scodder
did you have sex with my barn owl
Did you have sex with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor's, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and jizz.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
A positive answer can wreck a barn owl's reputation.
Frontenac was obliged to ask, "Did you have sex with my barn owl?" when he found "Barney" at his neighbor's in a compromising position.
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
He was extremely relieved to hear the answer, "No, we just got to third base."
did you have sex with my barn owl by scodder May 14, 2010
rainbow trout
A rainbow trout is a trouser trout that has been painted in the rainbow colors of the gay pride movement.
Very festive.
Very festive.
To add a bit of zip to the parade, Buford took out his rainbow trout and waved it around.
There was much applause.
There was much applause.
rainbow trout by scodder May 14, 2010
pants hampster
Tyrone showed Marcella his pants hampster.
Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
Seconds later she was naked, chowing down on his trouser trout.
pants hampster by scodder May 13, 2010
diseased wombat
A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.
Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.
diseased wombat by scodder May 10, 2010
fallopia
Sperm 1: Are we going to fallopia?
Sperm 2: Totally dude!
Sperm 1: Cool, what's for dinner?
Sperm 2: I hear we get egg...
Sperm 2: Totally dude!
Sperm 1: Cool, what's for dinner?
Sperm 2: I hear we get egg...