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When Mr. Tiddles and his "balloon" landed in Europe, they confiscated his nineskin as an unauthorized meat import.
He was sad, but relieved to be circumsized at last.
He was sad, but relieved to be circumsized at last.
by scodder May 22, 2010
Get the nineskin mug.Dirk dressed his rat in tight red silk pants and headed out.
"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.
Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.
"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.
Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.
by scodder May 22, 2010
Get the rat pants mug.Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.
It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.
It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.
by scodder May 22, 2010
Get the pinch hitter mug.A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".
A total babe magnet.
A total babe magnet.
When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.
by scodder May 23, 2010
Get the spooge meister mug.Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
by scodder May 24, 2010
Get the hog masturbator mug."Gob Less America" is an inspirational song asking America to spit ("gob") less.
It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
Cindy had just sucked a huge wad of man chowder from Bobbi's dong, and couldn't decide whether to spit or swallow.
Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
by scodder May 25, 2010
Get the Gob Less America mug."Mr. Porky" came running when the ham job bell rang.
Seconds later he was getting some hot manual loving from the Miss Piggy glove.
Seconds later he was getting some hot manual loving from the Miss Piggy glove.
by scodder May 26, 2010
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