play in the v

originally a cricketing term where the batter would show strong fundamentals and admirable restraint to hit down the ground (usually along the carpet), eschewing any agricultural cross-batted swipes

v - refers to the batting pitch map where such sensible shots would form a V shape over the course of an innings

note - also can apply to bedroom activities
Good luck on the date with Jess… Take time to get your eye in and just play in the v

Q - How’d you go in the interview
A - Yeah good, I kept my shots along the ground and played in the v
by scmat September 13, 2021
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poc

(adj.) an awful smell

originally abbreviation of Pack Of Cows, poc signifies that the stench emanating from one person or individual is the equivalent of a whole bunch of bovines
ohhhh poc !!!

what ?

Jerry that’s disgusting
by scmat March 28, 2021
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Exercuse

Any reason (usually half-assed) you give for not exercising.

eg - it’s too cold, it’s too hot, it’s too wet, it’s too late, the Simpsons are on, my gym gear is in the wash. etc etc

Exercuse.
Guy 1 - I’d love to go to the gym but my ankle’s a bit sore plus I have a big day and oh by the way it’s my nephews birthday

Guy 2 - man those are some epic exercuses !
by scmat June 23, 2021
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verbal shrug

that ‘uhh’ or ‘ehh’ sound - complete with rising inflection - when someone doesn’t particularly know how to respond. can be accompanied by an actual, physical shrug

usually quicker than a non-verbal shrug. and able to be used in semi-constrained scenarios like in the back of an uber
i asked B when school goes back, and they just gave a verbal shrug

how on earth did you make that basket ? he responded with a verbal shrug
by scmat January 29, 2021
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crafternoon

A crafty afternoon

Textbook example of ‘Mum Joke
crafternoon

duh
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Discount Track

not a ‘discount rack’ where under-priced and unwanted objects sit and wait, the Discount Track is where bargains are rotated around in front of potential customers

like a sushi train. or high school
he looks like got his new gf off the discount track

Q - where did she get that awful jacket ? A - off the discount track
by scmat February 10, 2021
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Unbey

if you unbey me again, no ice cream for the rest of the month
by scmat May 31, 2020
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