scmat 's definitions

Exercuse

Any reason (usually half-assed) you give for not exercising.

eg - it’s too cold, it’s too hot, it’s too wet, it’s too late, the Simpsons are on, my gym gear is in the wash. etc etc

Exercuse.

Guy 1 - I’d love to go to the gym but my ankle’s a bit sore plus I have a big day and oh by the way it’s my nephews birthday

Guy 2 - man those are some epic exercuses !

by scmat June 23, 2021

crafternoon

A crafty afternoon

Textbook example of ‘Mum Joke’

crafternoon

duh

by scmat August 23, 2022

androgynous zone

an (often intermediate) state in one’s development where displays of either or neither gender-typical behaviour are made, bringing about a non-specific identity - ie an androgynous zone

note - may also be used in reference to the erotically sensitive areas (eg ears, neck, inner thigh) that all humans find arousing, regardless of gender slash orientation

-think that person in the coffee shop is still in their androgynous zone.

-in my non-existent bisexual phase i would be into them, in the androgynous zone

-woah babe that really activated my androgynous zone !

by scmat June 25, 2022

verbal shrug

that ‘uhh’ or ‘ehh’ sound - complete with rising inflection - when someone doesn’t particularly know how to respond. can be accompanied by an actual, physical shrug

usually quicker than a non-verbal shrug. and able to be used in semi-constrained scenarios like in the back of an uber

i asked B when school goes back, and they just gave a verbal shrug

how on earth did you make that basket ? he responded with a verbal shrug

by scmat January 29, 2021

Discount Track

not a ‘discount rack’ where under-priced and unwanted objects sit and wait, the Discount Track is where bargains are rotated around in front of potential customers

like a sushi train. or high school

he looks like got his new gf off the discount track

Q - where did she get that awful jacket ? A - off the discount track

by scmat February 10, 2021

flaf

The annoying edge, or ‘flaf’, of a sticky label when trying to peel it off. Can be either the starting point which immediately and uselessly tears or the leftover smear once the label has been finally scraped away

ow that’s an awful flaf

i tried to remove that label and i flaffed it

who flaffed this price label ?

by scmat July 25, 2022

Comusing

amalgam of confusing and amusing. so confusing it’s hilarious

work today was sooo comusing... did you hear the way Sandra was trying to explain it ?!?

i know, how embarrassing. i was laughing so hard it was so comusing

by scmat October 19, 2020