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Definitions by scmat

androgynous zone 

an (often intermediate) state in one’s development where displays of either or neither gender-typical behaviour are made, bringing about a non-specific identity - ie an androgynous zone

note - may also be used in reference to the erotically sensitive areas (eg ears, neck, inner thigh) that all humans find arousing, regardless of gender slash orientation
-think that person in the coffee shop is still in their androgynous zone.

-in my non-existent bisexual phase i would be into them, in the androgynous zone

-woah babe that really activated my androgynous zone !
androgynous zone by scmat June 25, 2022

play in the v 

originally a cricketing term where the batter would show strong fundamentals and admirable restraint to hit down the ground (usually along the carpet), eschewing any agricultural cross-batted swipes

v - refers to the batting pitch map where such sensible shots would form a V shape over the course of an innings

note - also can apply to bedroom activities
Good luck on the date with Jess… Take time to get your eye in and just play in the v

Q - How’d you go in the interview
A - Yeah good, I kept my shots along the ground and played in the v
play in the v by scmat September 13, 2021

Exercuse 

Any reason (usually half-assed) you give for not exercising.

eg - it’s too cold, it’s too hot, it’s too wet, it’s too late, the Simpsons are on, my gym gear is in the wash. etc etc

Exercuse.
Guy 1 - I’d love to go to the gym but my ankle’s a bit sore plus I have a big day and oh by the way it’s my nephews birthday

Guy 2 - man those are some epic exercuses !
Exercuse by scmat June 23, 2021
(adj.) an awful smell

originally abbreviation of Pack Of Cows, poc signifies that the stench emanating from one person or individual is the equivalent of a whole bunch of bovines
ohhhh poc !!!

what ?

Jerry that’s disgusting
poc by scmat March 28, 2021

Discount Track 

not a ‘discount rack’ where under-priced and unwanted objects sit and wait, the Discount Track is where bargains are rotated around in front of potential customers

like a sushi train. or high school
he looks like got his new gf off the discount track

Q - where did she get that awful jacket ? A - off the discount track
Discount Track by scmat February 10, 2021

verbal shrug 

that ‘uhh’ or ‘ehh’ sound - complete with rising inflection - when someone doesn’t particularly know how to respond. can be accompanied by an actual, physical shrug

usually quicker than a non-verbal shrug. and able to be used in semi-constrained scenarios like in the back of an uber
i asked B when school goes back, and they just gave a verbal shrug

how on earth did you make that basket ? he responded with a verbal shrug
verbal shrug by scmat January 29, 2021

filmiliarity

a move you know well - ie. a familiar film

the act of a film becoming well known
eg;

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off - omg i’m sooo filmiliar it’s my favourite !

Q - have you seen Wonder Woman 1984 ? A - i’ve got so filmiliarity with it already
filmiliarity by scmat January 27, 2021