When something is popular enough to be mainstream, but is really only mainstream for white people. Emo music is a good examle of whitestream.
Anup: Hey did you know snoop dog just had a show in town?
Tammy: Oh I loved him back in high school- that's too bad I missed it
Anup: It was good, the audience was almost entirely white people though-it was a little strange
Tammy: Yeah, I had heard he's really gone whitestream recently.
Tammy: Oh I loved him back in high school- that's too bad I missed it
Anup: It was good, the audience was almost entirely white people though-it was a little strange
Tammy: Yeah, I had heard he's really gone whitestream recently.
by schmuckaneers June 06, 2009
When someone, usually fat, waits around for the elevator to go down only 1 floor, when the stairs are right there. This is called taking the lazyvator. Usually noticed by thinner people who are in a hurry, and has a negative connotation.
Raj: "I am so annoyed- I was trying to get down from the 10th floor all the way to the basement, and we had to stop 6 times cause all these people kept taking the lazyvator!"
Greg: "Were they eating cheetoes?"
Raj: "You bet they were!"
Greg: "Were they eating cheetoes?"
Raj: "You bet they were!"
by schmuckaneers March 17, 2009
A very large and overgrown patch of pubic hair, where the margin marking the transition from peri-vaginal hair to peri-anal hair is blurred-essentially creating a continuous patch of hair from the low back to the belly-button
Lee: Hey- Sanj- you hooked up with that hot chick priti - I bet that was incredible!
Sanj: Yeah, I thought it was going to be incredible- but she has a big turkish bullseye- it looked like a camel's asshole down there
Lee: Oh shit- that sucks
Sanj: Yeah, I thought it was going to be incredible- but she has a big turkish bullseye- it looked like a camel's asshole down there
Lee: Oh shit- that sucks
by schmuckaneers June 04, 2009
Aka: Goatee; A pattern of facial hair on a homosexual male, forming a circular targetoid shape around the mouth. Origin in key west in the late 80's.
Mahal: Hey greg, you know sandy and her cousin kenny?
Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?
Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.
Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
Greg: She has a lot of cousins- which one is he?
Mahal: He's that 40 year old dude with the old used corvette and a key west bullseye.
Greg: Oh yeah- that guy- I know exactly who you are talking about.
by schmuckaneers June 04, 2009
Ben: I am so sick of Tracy, its always something with her. "Did you get the report done yet? Does it always have to be so cold in here? I am having work issues with Margie that you need to fix."
Tom: I really hate obnoxious compulsive people too. We should move them all to an island somewhere.
Tom: I really hate obnoxious compulsive people too. We should move them all to an island somewhere.
by schmuckaneers September 25, 2009
When blog related activity consumes ones life to the irritation of those around them. Whether it is posting on their own blog, reading and talking about someone else's blog, or getting all worked up and arguing over blogs.
JD - Did you read Dylan's blog today? That guy sure has gotten a little out of control. Now he even has some new stupid-ass nickname for himself.
Ben - What a jackass, that guy is so into blogsturbation I can't even talk to him anymore.
Ben - What a jackass, that guy is so into blogsturbation I can't even talk to him anymore.
by schmuckaneers April 16, 2009
When someone has dreads, but they are balding as well. This invariably leads to a poor cosmetic outcome, the wearer usually looks like a washed up hippie yoga instructor.
Andy: Did you see Mike? I haven't seen him in a while, his dreads have really started turning into breads. It looks horrid.
Pok: Ouch-at some point, you gotta let go of Jamacia, and say hello to middle age.
Pok: Ouch-at some point, you gotta let go of Jamacia, and say hello to middle age.
by schmuckaneers August 25, 2009