13 definitions by scekhcsy foxmonk
When one, in a fit of frenzy/drunken euphoria, shouts something at the top of their voice and subsequently smashing a glass/bottle over their head and rendering theirself unconcious.
Billy: "Dude, did you hear about Gary last night?"
Sam: "No, what happened?"
Billy: "He went down to the club and got totally pissed! Then 'Smack My Bitch Up' came on, and he got real excited, shouted "Let's go fucking mental!" and smashed his glass over his head."
Sam: "Oh shit! Really?"
Billy: "Yeah, it was a total shout'n'out. I almost died laughing."
Sam: "No, what happened?"
Billy: "He went down to the club and got totally pissed! Then 'Smack My Bitch Up' came on, and he got real excited, shouted "Let's go fucking mental!" and smashed his glass over his head."
Sam: "Oh shit! Really?"
Billy: "Yeah, it was a total shout'n'out. I almost died laughing."
by scekhcsy foxmonk August 12, 2010
by scekhcsy foxmonk August 12, 2010
by scekhcsy foxmonk August 7, 2010
The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.
My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.
by scekhcsy foxmonk August 7, 2010
When a definition you've submitted to Urban Dictionary is reviewed and accepted within the hour you submit it.
I submitted a definition to Urban Dictionary today and just 45 minutes later I got an e-mail to say that it had been accepted. Urban Dictionary flush or what?!
by scekhcsy foxmonk August 12, 2010
Should I put the kettle on, or would you like something stronger?
by scekhcsy foxmonk December 28, 2011