oogle

A word used by Christina to describe perverts who ogle her

She felt dirty as she got oogled

by sarge October 09, 2005

make you an offer you can't refuse

1.make someone an offer and give them the choice of accepting and living, or refusing and dying. Taken from "The Godfather" trilogy.
2. Same as above, but instead of killing them, you take(kill) something or someone very dear to them.

The band-leader refused to let Johnny Fontane out of his contract, so Don Corleone made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

by Sarge February 14, 2005

goshed

Intoxicated.

I'm so fucking goshed.

by Sarge January 01, 2002

sigoloch

A dirty nutsack that has teeth that resemble gumballs. Also has eyes with huge brown circles around them, resembling bagels.

Get your fucking gumballs over here and scrub my toilet you dirty Sigoloch.

by Sarge October 25, 2003

sigoloch

Ugly asshole that looks like Uncle Fester

Sigoloch had sex with a broom.

by Sarge January 05, 2003

hamster.duct-tape

The end of the world.
Full name, alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape.d

I was browsing the newsgroups for hamster duct-tape bestiality.

by Sarge October 22, 2003

Retard-athalon

Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.

see: Special Olympics

Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.

by Sarge November 11, 2003