alcohol

One of the select few legal drugs.

100x more people die every year from alcohol than from all illegal drugs combined.

Alcohol can be a huge amount of fun, though.

zomg!!1111! i nvr wud do heroins they make u addikted after 1 time and u die so stoopid

lets drnk alcohol

by sanfud n sun October 31, 2007

kretek

An Indonesian cigarette, a blend of tobacco and cloves. They taste better and last longer than most other cigarettes.

American kretek smokers are always young, listen to Slint, and like to watch movies like 8 1/2. Djarum Blacks are especially popular with these people because the cigarette paper, as the name suggests, is black.

Loser: "You think you're so cool with your funny smelling cigarette..."

Cool kid: "It's called a kretek, hon. And, yes, I am."

by sanfud n sun May 11, 2006

ciggabagg

Cannibalizing numerous cigarette butts and rolling the resulting tobacco in a mangled paper bag that your 40 came in. It's tight.

Me: "I'm drunk."
Nate: "Me too."
Me: "Lets roll a fat ciggabagg, nigga."
Nate: "Tight, my nigga."

by sanfud n sun November 09, 2006

scriddlins

Slang term for very small pieces of marijuana, often found at the bottom of the bag or in users car.

Me: "Yo, get them scriddlins on the floor. Yeah, right there, under the bottle. Okay, load 'em up."

by sanfud n sun April 30, 2006

stoner bliss

Chips n cheese.

The corner stone of every stoner diet. So fucking tasty and so good, I don't know what to say. Smoke weed.

Me:"Where were you?"
Nate:"At the store."
Me:"Tight, my nigga. What you get?"

(pause)

Nate:"CHIPS N CHEESE MY NIGGA!"
Me:"Damn! Stoner bliss, that'll take a fat nigga out in like 40 seconds."

by sanfud n sun November 10, 2006