8 definitions by sandman

butt nutter

a buttnutter is some1 who is afraid of real sex so they dry hump

shut tha hell up ya f*ckin buttnutter

by sandman January 18, 2005

Brandon McCarthy

To smoke a joint whilst perfoming sexual intercourse position 69. This is a nod to recently retired pitcher Brandon McCarthy, whose stat line was 69 wins and an earned run average of 4.20

I got together with Tina and before I knew it she was in bed with me lighting my blunt as I gave her a Brandon McCarthy

by sandman September 14, 2018

going into battle

banging a chick that's on her period.
When the ancient warriors "went into battle" many where slaughtered or came out covered in blood. Hense the term "going into battle".

Her - No, not tonight Aunt Flow is visiting...
Him - well then I guess I'll be going into Battle then baby!!!

by sandman May 14, 2003

cacas

One who is extremely tan or brown, usually a Mexican-American who is just more brown than the others. Derived from the spanish word "caca" which literally means shit.

Dude look at cacas run, he's just a big brown blur.

by sandman March 4, 2005

skater boi

sum one that cunt skate fo thurr life n where the shirts n shoes even tho they never been on a board in thurr l9ife

avirl lavingen

by sandman June 30, 2003

bited

pasttense of bit/bitten

a spider bited me
i have been bited by a spider

by sandman April 26, 2005

ktulu

Ktulu has a very sharp wit.

He very perceptibly picked up on my fetish of using herds of sheep for personal pleasure, in a manner which might get me arrested. He has done his best to rid me of my addiction through relentless piss taking.

"BAAAAAH"

He hasn't got there yet!

"Did you start that sheep shaggin' rumour Ktulu?"

"Ofcourse not Sandman"

by sandman September 8, 2003