samwell's definitions

chuff

To masturbate, to have a wank

I had a chuff
I fancy a chuff

by Samwell July 19, 2006

ASAIK

Acronym for As Soon As I Know. Pronounced ASS-IKE.

Bob: You got any news on that gig?
Dave: No not yet, but I'll tell you ASAIK.

by Samwell September 27, 2005

ponner

Meaning ponce, a snob.

1) I don't know who he thinks he is, looking down on us like that the fucking ponner.

by Samwell June 9, 2005

topage

the height of topness, it mean its really really top

that gig was topage u know

by Samwell March 30, 2005

bruiser

someone who is rather large in bodily proportion. They would have little trouble in kicking some anus !

'That bluddy woman at the customs in Canada was a right bruiser, did u see the fucking size of her !!'

by Samwell April 29, 2005

chavwegian

Chavwegian is either:

1)The language that chavs speak

...or...

2)A chav in general

1) He's turning into a chav. He evens speaks chavwegian.

2) Fuck off you little chavwegian!

by Samwell April 12, 2005

jabronee

First used by a genuine tosser, The Rock from the old WWF, a jabronee is just a stupid, obnoxious person. See also: twat, tosser. Used as a non-offensive offensive term.

Get out the way your fucking jabronee!
You big jabronee!

by Samwell March 25, 2005