ass bass

insult; to make offense; someone who has genitals that are so big that no one wants them and they have to have anal sex with tehmself.

nick: omg this feels great to bad nobod can enjoy it with me.
steck: u are an ass bass!

by samuel adams February 10, 2005

sactascular

when you love someone so much that when u think of that person or of something about them ur scrotem starts to ache and want that person.

sam: man ur just so beautiful u... u are just sactascular.
brook: omg are u serious wow i love u...

by samuel adams February 13, 2005

orgasmus

some pleasure that is so incredible without actually being sexual that it makes u cum right in ur pants.

jeff: omg when u do that it just makes me want to .... o my god o my god *cums* i need a cigarette!!
lisa: stop it do u want ur toe nails clipped right or not!?!?

by samuel adams February 22, 2005

fuck nuckler

someone who *after having lots of lubed sex* asks the femal counter-part to spread there legs so that the person can eat them while fisting them with only there nuckles in.

jason: ok now spread ur legs for the fuck nuckler..
steph: ok i love it rough...

by samuel adams February 12, 2005

croch pheasant

insult, to make offense; someone or something that dwells in a crotch inside a nest of pubic hair like a pheasant.

mike: u are a bitch!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanx crotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!

by samuel adams February 04, 2005

cunt crevase

the line that runs through a vagina; the most sensitive part of a womens privates most say.

chris: i was all up in chelsea's cunt crevase yesterday!!
kyle: coool!!

by samuel adams February 04, 2005

creamtastical

something that is so amazing that it makes u want to cream ur pants and then after the sensational feeling u do...

fred: holy crap that was amazing
franki: yea i think i got blue balls just from watching
fred: yea i no....ooo o god were do u want it were do u want it *just cummed*

by samuel adams January 27, 2005