22 definition by samuel adams

someone (tipically male) who masturbates perfusely on a regualr schedule.
bob: that guy is such a loser he cant get any pussy!
larry: i no he must be the biggest bishop beater that i no!!
by samuel adams February 03, 2005

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someone who is so gorgeous u get a boner but their age or gender comprimises with ur sexuality or religious beliefs.
jackson: omg shes incredible i think i just got hard
amy: thanx for telling me, ur gf, about some chick u think is boneragable.
by samuel adams February 17, 2005

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something so amazingly sexy that ur scrotem starts to burn and tingle and u need to put cold water or ice on it.
jason: wow what a cool... are u ok
devin: o dear jesus i need help!
by samuel adams January 27, 2005

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something that is so amazing that it makes u want to cream ur pants and then after the sensational feeling u do...
fred: holy crap that was amazing
franki: yea i think i got blue balls just from watching
fred: yea i no....ooo o god were do u want it were do u want it *just cummed*
by samuel adams January 27, 2005

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a place namely a whore house in which u can have any pick of gurlz and then have nasty ape sex with them; a bar or club that a man with incredible lady skills can have his pick in both women and positions.
greg: we can go to a new place or my regular fuck farm.
adrian: lets just go to the fuck farm i have like 300 dollars.
by samuel adams February 10, 2005

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when you love someone so much that when u think of that person or of something about them ur scrotem starts to ache and want that person.
sam: man ur just so beautiful u... u are just sactascular.
brook: omg are u serious wow i love u...
by samuel adams February 13, 2005

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something so amazing that u happen to say said word and proceding u shoot a huge load in ur pants.
emily: wow that was pretty incredible
shelby: yea that was omg...*cums* holy shit that was frickin orgasmic!!!
emily: i no!!!
by samuel adams February 02, 2005

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