love fucked

being involved with someone or liking someone supremely and then getting shut down bc the counter part wants to remain friends instead.

sam: i wish we could make this night more special...*wink wink*
brook: me too.....but i think that u should know...... i just like u as a friend....
sam: NO!! i was totally just love fucked!

by samuel adams March 15, 2005

boneragmatic

getting such a hard bonner that it takes a long cold shower or imediate whacking to get it to go away.

jeff: man it inst leaving i think i am getting light headed
chris: dude u better do something or it will become boneragmatic
jeff: o shit i dont want that!

by samuel adams January 31, 2005

scrotomascular

something so amazingly sexy that ur scrotem starts to burn and tingle and u need to put cold water or ice on it.

jason: wow what a cool... are u ok
devin: o dear jesus i need help!

by samuel adams January 27, 2005

sactascular

when you love someone so much that when u think of that person or of something about them ur scrotem starts to ache and want that person.

sam: man ur just so beautiful u... u are just sactascular.
brook: omg are u serious wow i love u...

by samuel adams February 13, 2005

testiculation

a feeling in the nuts that is so horrible u have to get a check up.

will: o my god i think i need to see a doctor... it isnt getting any better
tayler: o well maybe if i move faster...

by samuel adams January 30, 2005

croch pheasant

insult, to make offense; someone or something that dwells in a crotch inside a nest of pubic hair like a pheasant.

mike: u are a bitch!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanx crotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!

by samuel adams February 04, 2005

cunt crevase

the line that runs through a vagina; the most sensitive part of a womens privates most say.

chris: i was all up in chelsea's cunt crevase yesterday!!
kyle: coool!!

by samuel adams February 03, 2005