samuel adams's definitions

boneragmatic

getting such a hard bonner that it takes a long cold shower or imediate whacking to get it to go away.

jeff: man it inst leaving i think i am getting light headed
chris: dude u better do something or it will become boneragmatic
jeff: o shit i dont want that!

by samuel adams January 31, 2005

fart spackler

someone that likes to eat out butt hole and while in the action they ask there partner to fart *typically spray fart* in there face so that they can get off.

joey: u want me to fart in ur face!!! wow i had no idea u were a fart spackler!!!!!
monica: please even a small one!!!

by samuel adams February 8, 2005

whap

when u strike someone from a foreign country for the sole reason that u believe that if u arent american u dont deserve to be hear.

marco: i love this country!
billy: get the hell outa here u son a bitch!!!! *smack*
bobby: dude that foreigner just got the shit whapped outa himself!!!

by samuel adams February 5, 2005

bishop beater

someone (tipically male) who masturbates perfusely on a regualr schedule.

bob: that guy is such a loser he cant get any pussy!
larry: i no he must be the biggest bishop beater that i no!!

by samuel adams February 3, 2005

orgasmic

something so amazing that u happen to say said word and proceding u shoot a huge load in ur pants.

emily: wow that was pretty incredible
shelby: yea that was omg...*cums* holy shit that was frickin orgasmic!!!
emily: i no!!!

by samuel adams February 2, 2005

testiculation

a feeling in the nuts that is so horrible u have to get a check up.

will: o my god i think i need to see a doctor... it isnt getting any better
tayler: o well maybe if i move faster...

by samuel adams January 30, 2005

shfifty five

the greatest number known to man from the american word the fucking collest shit ever... ever.

john: how many times did u do that sweet ass trick?!?!
marcus: like shfifty five times!!!

by samuel adams January 27, 2005