samuel adams's definitions

bishop beater

someone (tipically male) who masturbates perfusely on a regualr schedule.

bob: that guy is such a loser he cant get any pussy!
larry: i no he must be the biggest bishop beater that i no!!

by samuel adams February 3, 2005

orgasmic

something so amazing that u happen to say said word and proceding u shoot a huge load in ur pants.

emily: wow that was pretty incredible
shelby: yea that was omg...*cums* holy shit that was frickin orgasmic!!!
emily: i no!!!

by samuel adams February 2, 2005

whap

when u strike someone from a foreign country for the sole reason that u believe that if u arent american u dont deserve to be hear.

marco: i love this country!
billy: get the hell outa here u son a bitch!!!! *smack*
bobby: dude that foreigner just got the shit whapped outa himself!!!

by samuel adams February 5, 2005

orgasmus

some pleasure that is so incredible without actually being sexual that it makes u cum right in ur pants.

jeff: omg when u do that it just makes me want to .... o my god o my god *cums* i need a cigarette!!
lisa: stop it do u want ur toe nails clipped right or not!?!?

by samuel adams February 21, 2005

croch pheasant

insult, to make offense; someone or something that dwells in a crotch inside a nest of pubic hair like a pheasant.

mike: u are a bitch!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanx crotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!

by samuel adams February 4, 2005

fuck farm

a place namely a whore house in which u can have any pick of gurlz and then have nasty ape sex with them; a bar or club that a man with incredible lady skills can have his pick in both women and positions.

greg: we can go to a new place or my regular fuck farm.
adrian: lets just go to the fuck farm i have like 300 dollars.

by samuel adams February 10, 2005

boneragmatic

getting such a hard bonner that it takes a long cold shower or imediate whacking to get it to go away.

jeff: man it inst leaving i think i am getting light headed
chris: dude u better do something or it will become boneragmatic
jeff: o shit i dont want that!

by samuel adams January 31, 2005