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Definitions by samuel adams

a place namely a whore house in which u can have any pick of gurlz and then have nasty ape sex with them; a bar or club that a man with incredible lady skills can have his pick in both women and positions.
greg: we can go to a new place or my regular fuck farm.
adrian: lets just go to the fuck farm i have like 300 dollars.
fuck farm by samuel adams February 10, 2005

fart spackler 

someone that likes to eat out butt hole and while in the action they ask there partner to fart *typically spray fart* in there face so that they can get off.
joey: u want me to fart in ur face!!! wow i had no idea u were a fart spackler!!!!!
monica: please even a small one!!!
fart spackler by samuel adams February 8, 2005
when u strike someone from a foreign country for the sole reason that u believe that if u arent american u dont deserve to be hear.
marco: i love this country!
billy: get the hell outa here u son a bitch!!!! *smack*
bobby: dude that foreigner just got the shit whapped outa himself!!!
whap by samuel adams February 5, 2005

croch pheasant 

insult, to make offense; someone or something that dwells in a crotch inside a nest of pubic hair like a pheasant.
mike: u are a bitch!
julie: fuck u!!
mike: no thanx crotch pheasant!
peter: dam i cant get rid of this crotch pheasant!
croch pheasant by samuel adams February 4, 2005

whack spackle 

when u masturbate and u shoot a load the little drops of cream that get on ur pubic hair or on ur skin.
jr.: o shit now i have to clean of thsi whack spackle!!
eric: u are gay
dray: o yea well u are... whack spackle!!!
whack spackle by samuel adams February 3, 2005

cunt crevase 

the line that runs through a vagina; the most sensitive part of a womens privates most say.
chris: i was all up in chelsea's cunt crevase yesterday!!
kyle: coool!!
cunt crevase by samuel adams February 3, 2005

bishop beater 

someone (tipically male) who masturbates perfusely on a regualr schedule.
bob: that guy is such a loser he cant get any pussy!
larry: i no he must be the biggest bishop beater that i no!!
bishop beater by samuel adams February 3, 2005