goober salve

"I see that you've purchased some goober salve,hen bullets, and moo juice" said the seventy year old bag boy.

Translation: I had bought peanut butter, eggs, and milk.
by Sam Wise October 27, 2007
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afrochondriac

noun:
a caucasian person who is abnormally anxious around African Americans.
Even though he had worked with her for ten years, Tim's heart rate accelerated and his palms became sweaty every time he was around his African American co-worker. He was a total afrochondriac.
by Sam Wise October 25, 2007
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PirateNinja

The most fricken amazing thing ever created.
PirateNinja is like a God.
by sam wise October 27, 2007
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pirateninja

A pirateninja is like god.
by sam wise November 05, 2007
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hen bullets

Another term for chicken eggs.
"I see that you've purchased some goober salve,hen bullets, and moo juice" said the seventy year old bag boy.

Translation: I had bought peanut butter, eggs, and milk.
by Sam Wise October 27, 2007
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Funner

More convenient, better, and just plain more amazing then "more fun"
That was so much funner then last night.
by sam wise October 23, 2007
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